if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”
Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
angelrin89
Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
Anonymous asked:
i looked at your cookie clicker code, what the hell
i would rather help 100000 fakers than make life harder for a single disabled person
if making sure that disabled people don’t have to jump through one hundred million hoops in order to receive accommodations means that people start faking disabilities to get those same accommodations, then i think that’s fine. that does not hurt anyone.
Fun facts of the day!
- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed
- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature
- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised
- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there
- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge
Comment of the year
“Hi, I’m auditioning for Macbeth and I’ll be singing “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King’.”
oh my god what happened here
this is an 8-year-old post why is it getting notes again
YOU
eheheheheheeheheheheheh
So I got called into jury duty…
And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”
And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.
And the judge excused me.
illegitimate-businessman
slytherpuff666
YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.
I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.
I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.
(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)
As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.
Accurate.
theactualcluegirl
My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.
The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other people’s lives is truly astounding.
maximum-marrs
Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OP’s url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?
CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days
Source: tumblr.com
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
Synagogues in 12 States Targeted in Hoax Calls to Police (New York Times)
ADL Statement on Series of Antisemitic Swatting Incidents Targeting Synagogues (Anti-Defamation League)
‘Online trolls’ target 26 synagogues in series of antisemitic swat calls and bomb threats: ADL (New York Post)
Fullerton synagogue evacuated during Sabbath service due to bomb threat (NBC Los Angeles)
they were literal hippies that chilled and occasionally stopped greedy ass white ppl from stealing land, artifacts, or money. icons, tbh.
Both Parties are not the same.
I just wanted to bring this back with some pictures of Democratic Governors signing bills to expand access to free meals at school
one party wants to feed kids, one party wants to starve them, you pick which one you're on.
"Butbutbut both parties are CAPITALIST-!!" YEAH SO YOU GOTTA BASE YOUR DECISION ON WHO GETS TO RUN THINGS BASED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE EACH PARTY STANDS FOR.
No one wants to admit this but you don’t actually have to eat eggs and dairy for breakfast. Farmers just did that because they’d milk the cows and collect eggs in the morning. You can literally make a sandwich or a bowl of pasta or really anything you want for breakfast. There isn’t some medical reason you have to eat cereal and milk or fried eggs in the morning—our idea of “breakfast food” is an entirely artificial construct. Do what makes you happy.
My favorite breakfast food is Soup!
Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)
And you don’t have to keep buying food and drinks to justify taking up a table.
