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Belos should go through a withdrawal (sexual)

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There are five (5) characters permanently stuck in my brain and I'm gonna make it YOUR problem ~ 🥳🇨🇿 Czechia numero #uno in fucked up guy representation 🇨🇿 🥳🎉~ 21

Analysis masterpost be upon ye!

Here you can find my completed and soon to be completed analyses. Analyses which I have finished and only need to write a post about will be in pink, analyses which I'm planning to do will be in purple

Castlevania

The Owl House

𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕒

𝕃𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕙

Elden Ring (as much as you can analyse that)

𝔾𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜

Dayshift at Freddy's

ℍ𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕪 𝕄𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣

Steven Universe

ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝔻𝕚𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕕 (i wrote it some years ago but now i cant find it???)

Stranger Things

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As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

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"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

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"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

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"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

Hey op?

HOW???

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I'm short

People very often think that I'm 12. I'm 21.

On top of AliveWorld being funny because of the wildass population (I miscounted earlier - there are actually two furries), Hmapa is also a hilarious bitch because he's like.

He's an evil advisor right? Except that nobody listens to him at all because Shiro has never listened to anyone in his life and Bleu isn't stupid (even tho most people think otherwise). He's just there doing whatever and they basically pay him for not doing anything. Nobody kicks him out because Bleu finds him funny and Shiro wants his dick so bad.

He pretends that he's a harmless song but he never once attempts to hide his wolf tail, which obviously raises suspicion (alive songs have personalities and looks based on the songs they represent so if you have eg Violetta who's perpetually bleeding from her left eye and an army of floating knives follows her, most will probably be extra alert around them).

He walks like the idealised and romanticised idea of a wolf and dresses elegantly, but he talks like a teenage gamer who hasn't left his room in 3 weeks and hasn't talked to a woman in his entire life. This is the man who will tell you to go kys and that he has fucked your mom.

He is a cannibal and eats raw flesh.

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life