It's a real fucking shame that brain bleach isn't a thing yet.

nothing will ever be as insane as lazarus rising. dean winchester went to hell and was resurrected and we have NO IDEA HOW and he CLIMBS HIS WAY OUT OF HIS GRAVE. then TERRIFYING, STRANGE THINGS START TO HAPPEN. they don't know what this creature is that raised him from the pit but it telekinetically shatters glass and demons are shouting "the end is nigh" (this creature hasn't even arrived yet) and the meer sight of it burned out a woman's eyes. then dean is stupid enough to summon it. (but is it just stupidity? is it also curiosity, awe, necessity?) he barracades the doors. he puts up every protection symbol he can find. he wields the most powerful weapons he has. the creature breaks down the doors without lifting a finger. walks through all of the sigils. remains unharmed despite being shot and stabbed. and he says "i'm an angel and i saved you because you deserve to be saved, because you're important to heaven and to god. because we need your help."

meatmensch

and then this angel turns out to be just like dean. he needs everyone to know he's a solider but he's so caring and gentle. he loves his father but he's starting to think his father might not love him. he's tired of the way things are. he's afraid of what's to come. so he befriends the little creature he's saved, because they happen to get along, he likes these little creatures, and he hasn't been on earth in so long. but this little creature is feeding his doubt. he starts to think, maybe this little creature and all of his kind are more important than the tyranny of my family. so he rebels, knowing he will die.

BUT HE LIVES!

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

multidimensional-trashcan

one-time-i-dreamt

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

leo-undrgrnd

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

one-time-i-dreamt

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

one-time-i-dreamt

thank you, I didn't do it intentionally

friendlyneighborhoodmadbi-entist

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

one-time-i-dreamt

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

fangirl-nadir

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

allinory

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

one-time-i-dreamt

GIF by aborddelimpala

kentucky-fried-thea

this happened an Hour ago

sarcasticsouthernbookworm

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

confusedconfetti

GIF by shirtlesssammy

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

one-time-i-dreamt

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

edenial

he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

GIF by frozen-delight

one-time-i-dreamt

I couldn't find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips "tightly squeezed", according to her) so here's this image instead

rlydsntmttr

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

dark-angel-is-back

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

one-time-i-dreamt

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

derinthescarletpescatarian

What do you mean 18 years ago. No way is Supernatural that old.

i have bad news

Spn heritage post

in a very real way in my mind’s eye I can watch a supernatural episode where somehow instead of going to the empty cas is in the underworld and I can hear the part of the dialogue where sam goes “according to the lore, once you make a deal with hades, the only thing you would need to do to get cas back is have him follow you out of there” and dean replies “so I just gotta throw a bone to some xena side character and frodo and sam hightail it back to the shire, no sidequest antics?” and sam clarifies like “well he just has to follow you out. the catch is that you can’t look back at him”

i'm so emotional about the way cas sits

blanketforcas

look at him!! 😭

feathery-boi

back4destiel

draculagerard

also by the way any time anyone says "the next destiel" or "the next spn finale" youre objectively wrong. the amount of situations that need to happen for that to be true is genuinely impossible

feathery-boi

That’s why it probably will happen tho….? Just to be more chaotic.

#shitload of geniunely impossible things in spn #can’t see why not #hello I’m deranged #supernatural

feathery-boi

sailorsally

willlamgraham

look at this gif carefully

he is not even close to the shelf

it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it

it was his wings

wings

wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

weekendship

I couldn’t wait so I made a thing.

feathery-boi

psychicbouquetblaze-stuff

homoangel

destiel divorce arc summation

feathery-boi

casismymrdarcy

the-skringler

I believe I've just created a hard pic of all time..,,. feel free to screenshot,.,,,.

feathery-boi

jeannedarcgerard

thydungeonguy

I really hate that pixel art is becoming associated with NFTs, pixel art rules

thydungeonguy

Maybe I should just make the opposite of an NFT, like I dunno, just a cute pixel art goblin anyone can right click+save for free and keep it forever and now it's theirs

You can put a hat on it too if you like

grazztthedark

I’m totally on board. I’d like to propose a name for him: Nifty the Goblin.

thydungeonguy

I love it, I'll try to whip something up when I'm feeling inspired

titleknown

...

...[BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN] HELLO, YES, HI, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE COMMONS ART PROJECTS?!

...I mean, yeah, these sorts of opposite-of-NFTs Open Source Art things are something I dedicate a lot of brainspace to, and I actually have some suggestions!

Firstly, if you wanna do that, you’d probably want to use one of the organization Creative Commons’ licenses, to make the “anyone can use/save/alter it” official and legally binding, presumably one of their looser ones like CC-BY or CC0.

Secondly, honestly, this is a rad idea, something like Open Game Art’s various sprites but more as an art project than an assets thing, and i have an idea on how you could expand it further.

Basically: Fanpro but for Pixel Art. Which, for those who don’t know, Fanpro is basically this pool of character designs people contributed to for a while, released totally and utterly under a CC0 license, for anyone to use how they see fit! Basically the exact opposite of NFTs!

It ha a successor in ComPro, but that kinda sputtered out, but one based around a specific theme like pixel art might be perfect! If only as an F-you to NFTs!

...But yeah, that’s my two cents on that good idea.

zarnagel

Boosting this! The opposite of NFTs has existed for a long time, it's called open source and creative commons. And to add something, Kenney has recently released this little app called Creature Mixer to create little animated pixel art sprites: https://kenney.itch.io/creature-mixer It's free and it's terms of use forbid any use with any kind of NFTs for the sprites created with it.

thydungeonguy

so, with some thanks to the lovely people above and with no further aplomb ‘cause it’s just a goofy 16 by 16 pixel goblin, here goes:

Nifty is a little 16 by 16 pixel goblin who’s yours to own and do whatever you wish to do with.

Licence: You can copy, modify and distribute this work, even for commercial projects, strictly excluding those relating to or containing non-fungible tokens (so-called "NFT") or blockchain (related) projects.

I’ve included a blown up 80 by 80 pixel version simply because I know from experience that Tumblr messes up small pixel art, but I’ve included a version in the original 16 by 16 resolution. While Sprytile is my pixel art software of choice, any image editor should do as long as long as it allows for turning off anti-aliasing, the bane of anyone who’s worked with pixels.

anyway, that’s enough pomp and circumstance for my silly little goblin powered by spite, although I do think it turned out pretty cute

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e

I know nobody cares but I made a bunch of Nifty’s because he’s just so cute

thydungeonguy

I CARE HOLY SHIT THIS WHIPS

pajama-han

Shhh... sleepy

penny-anna

hi i love Nifty so i brought him into the physical realm

pattern:

otterloreart

OH i literally JUST finished my nifty piece today:

It’s Nifty the goblin in a nice little forest home with a pet cat and some friendly ducks nearby. <3

morganoperandi

I love everything about Nifty, but Nifty and his nice little forest home are about to make me cry

feathery-boi

euphoriaonpluto

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

lualmu

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

softmushie

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

preciousgaby

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

lizzy7064

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.