Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

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new phone who am i

yo sometimes i just forget leafy sea dragons exist and just

i share a planet with these funky little men?? i feel HONORED

Glamour~

power

Your gf is beautiful

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

the babadook would never let this happen

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

gay people were not invented until 1977, when the musical group The Village People was formed

straight people are so… bizarre

Hasn’t Team Fortress 2 put literally EVERYTHING before logic and a coherent setting?

Bro have you ever played TF2? There’s a gun with 2 cans of soda taped to it that let you jump like 7 times without touching the ground.