baddum tsh

Sean is pronounced ‘Shawn’ instead of ‘Seen’. It’s just not right.

Cause Bean is pronounced Been not Bawn

Harry Potter and the day we get a new car

Harry Potter and the time we were in the shower *winkity wonkity*

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

Ill accept any amount of money for not killing myself yet

Shuri // Michelle

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

i’m gonna

this is not okay

UM

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

my body is ready

I got 100 potatoes

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

It’s real!!

I’m laughing so hard

I’m ready fight me

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

last time i got apple lmao

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.

this isn’t even all of them lmao

Hahaha~

Eh why not lmao

Here’s hoping

The last time I rebloged this, I got 50+ Olives in my ask

I won’t get anything :P

I got cupcakes last time, will this time be different?

I don’t belive this

I love anons

Oh jesus

go for it i guess

Go ahead jeesus take da wheel

What will I get?

hm

Give it to me dad, I’m ready

Lmao I actually got it

Lmao, I’m desperate for a full inbox mate 😅

What I want to know is who’s sitting there doing this because I love them. 😂

Is it a man?

Is a code?

Is It A cUrSe? We’ll never know

I’ve never gotten anything in my inbox in my life but

wHaT iS tHiS

I allow this. This is good.

May 2nd

Either it’s Sam Winchester’s birthday or the Battle of Hogwarts. Pick one. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY WINCHESTER

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

YES

Sweetie that ain’t a friend.

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

BI OVER HERE! I LOVE YOU ALL HOT LADIES, WHETHER YOU ARE LESBIANS💗 OR BISEXUALS💗

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

This IS a god tier shitpost

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

:)

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF

GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼

im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,

REBLOG THIS ALREADY!

Ohana means family, and family means no one is left behind. Not even aces. Don’t you dare leaving them.

Because I will find you, and I will skinnnnnnn you. -Jim Moriarty.

John mulaney is the human equivalent of a shitpost

he’s literally a stand up comedian by trade. he does comedy for a living. it’s his job to tell jokes.

John Mulaney is the equivelent of a straight twink

i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction

Same

relatable

Mood

Me

Accurate

honestly

Real shit

True.

Tru dat

Misha Collins was put on this planet to sexually frustrate you.

Dont we all know thats true

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

reblog to have good concert luck

And again

I’m not risking it, so reblog again. 

More like good bank account luck

Cannibalism

The Radioactive Man Who Returned To Fukushima To Feed The Animals That Everyone Else Left Behind

Naoto Matsumura is the only human brave enough to live in Fukushima’s 12.5-mile exclusion zone

He fled at first but returned to take care of the animals that were left behind

He returned for his own animals at first, but realized that so many more needed his help, too

Matsumura, who is 55 years old, knows that the radiation is harmful, but he “refuses to worry about it”

“They also told me that I wouldn’t get sick for 30 or 40 years. I’ll most likely be dead by then anyway, so I couldn’t care less”

Matsumura discovered that thousands of cows had died locked in barns

He also freed many animals that had been left chained up by their owners

Many of them now rely on him for food

The government has forbidden him from staying, but that doesn’t stop him either

He started in 2011 and is still going strong 4 years later

He relies solely on donations from supporters to work with and feed the animals

His supporters are calling him the ‘guardian of Fukushima’s animals’

The man clearly has a sense of humor as well

source

This hero deserves way more notes.

There should be a way to donate to this guy

Actually I spent some time and I found a link to donate to him. Click here to be sent to a website where you can donate to his efforts

This guy is amazing, and reminds me of the spirits of Miyazaki’s films…it’s like he’s the guardian spirit of Fukushima’s abandoned animals