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@fazerhazer

Zoie ➕❌21❌➕ better run kids
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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

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ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

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penbrydd

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

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celynbrum

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

AND TO CONTINUE THE OP’S THEME

IT’S SNEAK PEEK

NOT SNEAK PEAK

A SNEAK PEAK WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE

THEY ARE VERY LARGE AND WOULD FIND THIS GENERALLY DIFFICULT 

THANK

(OH AND ONE OTHER THING

BULLION = PRECIOUS METAL

BOUILLON = STOCK, FROM THE FRENCH “BOUILLER,” TO BOIL)

SHUDDER:

SHUTTER:

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NOT SAME NOT SAME

sleight of hand: magic tricks slight of hand: President-Elect

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rrdcooc

DID YOU KNOW HAIR COLORS ARE GENDERED?

WOMEN - BLONDE, BRUNETTE MEN - BLOND, BRUNET

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karalora

TAUT - TIGHT, FIRM

TAUNT - TO MOCK OR TEASE

IF I HAVE TO READ ABOUT “TAUNT MUSCLES” ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA…CONTINUE TO ROLL MY EYES

“Would’ve”/“Could’ve” etc, not “would of”/“could of” etc. Please.

Learning more from tumblr than school 😌👌

The horse world specific one:

Conformation - How an animal is put together

Confirmation - What Catholic kids go through

Role v roll

Roll call - taking attendance

Role call - casting office needs another Timmy

A lot of D&D players get role and roll confused too…

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disclaimer: r18 uncensored porn

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"Listen, i did all ya asked me to: i dressed all fancy, didn't do anything fucking "filty" and wear this stupid suit, ya know it's not my thing, smiles.

So i'm gonna get something for me too out of this bullshit"

Al then proceded to beat the shit out of him (Didn't aimed to kill tho)

(i'm so sorry if the second pic looks weird it's been years since i did a kiss)

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hezuart

Bonus:

Hazbin Hotel Coraline AU! 

Charlie questions why Alastor and Angel Dust don’t look like her counterpart parents, and Alastor claims they’re her long lost Uncles’ counterparts or whatever I guess. They’re so much more fun and they treat her better than her parents ever did, so she doesn’t question it. (She also thinks its all a dream.) 

Hazbin Hotel © Vivziepop 

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Alastor: Come on now darling, I wasn’t that drunk.

Angel: You came into my bedroom and said you were “dressed to impress.”

Alastor: What was I wearing?

Angel, grinning: You were naked.

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Alastor: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I may be coming down with something.

Charlie: Ohoho! I know what you've got! The "L" word.

Niffty: Yeah! leprosy.

Charlie: No, Niffty, no.

Charlie: It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".

Niffty: Aha!

Niffty: Lice.

Alastor: With the harlot? No.

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wtf?

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

Yikes…

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

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snailienz
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bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house