Never let your baby girl sleep mad or sad.

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idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

McDoubles used to be a dollar, none of that paltry "5 nuggies and a sauce" shit, a wholeass 2 patty cheeseburger!

shit, the mcdouble was only introduced because people were pissed they took the regular double cheeseburger off the dollar menu

never stop reminding your girl how much you want her

make her wet without touching her.

Feeling her cunt get tighter around your cock as you make her tell you about all the gross and perverted things she’s ever done or thought about.

I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.

I haven't seen that comic of donald duck and mikey mouse engaging in aggressive philosophical bullshit in so long...

this should have been in kingdom hearts

the masculine urge to make all her decisions for her so she only has to worry about being a good little girl for me

yeah i have OCD oversized cock disorder