So my buddy bought the Pathfinder starter kit the other day, looking to start DMing. We ran it with three players, the wizard, the rogue (myself), and the cleric. I’m typically the one who derails the campaigns, accidentally typically, yet somehow this night, I was the one playing it straight. With the exception of making the goblins our allies. And the following.

GM: They’re being very vague about this creature in the water. Big claws, crunchy on the outside…chewy on the inside.

Wizard: Okay, I’m going to ask them to describe it.

Rogue (while dying of laughter): Oh my god, it’s a rock lobster. Five gold says it’s a fucking rock lobster.

Cleric: (Helpfully starts singing the rock lobster song)

GM (laughing): They’re goblins. They’re idiots. You’ve got what you’ve got.

(Cut to us approaching the water.)

GM: And out of the water…leaps a reefclaw.

Rogue: IT’S A FUCKING ROCK LOBSTER OH MY GOD. (nearly falls over laughing)

Cleric: Okay, I’ve never seen one of these… (looks it up in adventurer’s handbook) It’s a crustacean with the top resembling a lobster and the bottom resembling an eel.

Rogue: IT REALLY IS A ROCK LOBSTER HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT. (actually falls over laughing)

(See this is what happens when I try to be a sarcastic asshole…I tend to actually be right. With us turning this into a full fledged campaign, I’m betting there’s going to be a lot of rock lobster jokes…)

Pokémon + bikinis

Artist: Eternity-Zinogre

Copyright: Nintendo~ Pokémon

https://twitter.com/FursHub

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

Today in a nutshell

Brb sobbing with laughter

Amazing.

The Ultimate post for today

ahahah bash them more

Kinda enjoy this ^^

ALERT TO ALL ANTHRO ARTISTS

the tag “fur-ry” (minus the dash) is among those in the site-side blacklist, and is why so much artwork and so many blogs are suddenly invisible from the search.

provided this isn’t a temporary measure, i strongly advise to remove the “fur-ry” tag and use stand-in tags such as “anthro” and “kemono”, since neither are affected. 

the New Xkit extension “Tag Replacer” is an easy way to swap your tags over, and you can change it back if this issue gets resolved!

for any artists who may be wondering:

blacklisted furry furries cleanfur cleanfurs female furry femfurry furry male furry female

unaffected anthro anthro art anthropomorphic avian clean furry cleanfurry cute furry femalefurry furry art furryart furry oc furry sfw furry fandom furryfandom fursona fursona art kemono male furry scalie sfw furry sfwfurry safe fur work

there’s a good chance i’ve missed a few, but hopefully, this can make things a bit easier to manage

Reblogging this because a lot of blogs are affected. If people can’t search for your work this is why. Going to have to spend some time this weekend to fix the tags on my posts too.

December 17th - a rescue plan

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons - maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site - that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

Oh I so hope this works. It would be great to get this out so we can try to get as many people as possible all back in one place and not split up all over different platforms.

Please reblog

Here’s hoping

everyone who see’s this from Me PLEASE reblog this!

~Uncle R.

Somebody gonna do us right !!!

💜💙💗Gspot Luv 💗💙💜

give it a try….lets hope that the money disease (monetize) doesn’t infect this site anytime soon.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblog pls

There are so many better ways of going about this.