if you jack off with a muppet is it a handjob or a blowjob
toast-potent
it’s a crime
I MISSED UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;-;
BROS IM ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM MORE AAAA ILL TRY POSTING HERE TOO MORE
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“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
As a biologist I am reblogging this so hard.
Biological sex is not and has never been a binary. The complexity of the natural world cannot be contained in neat little societal boxes. Stop using science to justify your bigotry.
The complexity of the natural world cannot be contained in neat little societal boxes. Stop using science to justify your bigotry.
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
smooththegoofyshark
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)
haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter
Would you like to read a book in which this happens?
It’s one of my all-time favorite books. It’s called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn. He describes it as an “progressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.”
It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that it’s a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.
Then another tile falls. Then another.
The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollop’s, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.
Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius part…the author must also stop using the letters as they fall. So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think they’re down to just five.
The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.
It’s clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy. It’s not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.
GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.
letsallnukethewhales
WOW I want to read that book
curiousercreature
Very rarely is there a book that I must read at any cost This is now one of them
Note: locate book
I actually bought this book because of this post and let me tell you, it was a fucking great decision. Besides having a brilliant concept, it’s also so well written that in the beginning you don’t even notice when another letter is removed. There was one part I had to re-read because I couldn’t believe that there wasn’t a single ‘d’ in the last five pages. Seriously, this book is fantastic
the mini skirt + over the knee socks look is the best look ever created and no one will ever change my mind
kvnhcng
fashion will never top this
its true and you should say it
It’s called absolute territory and its absolutly the best
theyre called stand users bc they use complex and improbable stances to confuse and defeat their enemies
psiduk
believe it or not this man is telling a story
i mean sure
starlitbastion
Full Metal Alchemist sounds a lot less threatening when you describe it as two brothers taking on the SLAP EGG gang.
