Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

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CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

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KEEP

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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave

this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul

nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

Is a remix of the ‘show about nothing’ therefore a ‘remix about nothing’? (Just a rough stupid thing made in an hour to wind down from a long day of work)

Pepsi paid a million dollars for these slides

hey. don't cry. 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. okay?

Your daily dose of cat memes

tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website

imagine what it must be like to do scholarship on the odyssey when your name is odysseus. big brain move like who is going to disagree w odysseus’ takes on the odyssey. nobody

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

We will miss you Daft Pumk

Love from all Around The World

these should be considered animal abuse

i think men are too emotional to own websites

youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)