Askskskahsksk go fill out this dumb survey (use fake email)

Sorry to rain on your parade but I have used this survey tool professionally and can confirm that just by viewing the page they collect a bunch of info on you and that info is used to target you and your surrounding network. So even if you think it'll be funny to submit prank submissions, that info will likely be parsed to target your conservative family/extended network with more info (disinfo) about what's wrong with people like you. The more targeted it is, the more likely they are to be receptive. Example: "do you have a child in college? You shouldn't have to worry about their safety!" With imaged that align to look like you/your family.

TL;DR- even clicking "as a joke" gives this campaign more ammo to target people in your circle in extremely refined ways.

IMPORTANT COMMENTARY. They know people are going to fake this survey. They want you to. Don’t.

One of the most thrilling, adorable, and terrifying things you could ever see in your back yard.

let me guess, mama is chillen in the pool while her kids wildin about

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

@shitty-car-mods-daily STAY THE FUCK BACK

don’t say rip

as with most jewish people who meet their untimely death while in a position of celebrity, i see a lot of well meaning people wishing cameron boyce “rest in peace.” and while i hold no one who says this in contempt or see it as disrespectful unless it’s a very purposeful act of erasing his identity, i’d like to remind everyone that “rest in peace” is an improper way of honoring the dead. the proper wish is “may his memory be a blessing,” and i ask that everyone be mindful to use this instead.

cameron boyce was a talented actor and generous heart, with a dazzling smile that i enjoyed growing up with even as i grew away from the franchise which let him shine. not much older than me, he left his mark on the world with the charity work he did and the love he had. it’s a sad day to see someone go, but i hope that his memory be a blessing for all of us.

Another page from my McCree zine from last year.

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

h o w d i d t h e y f i n d t h i s o u t

a couple people have asked how i figured out she wants the spoon & to that i say this: i dont actually know if she wants the spoon but it fits nicely on her little baby cat head & she stops meowing when i do it, probably out of confusion

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

Today in “Hozier liked”

He’s coming for you…. Recommended listening - https://8tracks.com/drekkihawke/outlaw-mix

OK FINE GUYS

one of my absolute favorite things in the marvel universe is just how much

EVERYONE LOVES SPIDEY

DON’T FUCK WITH SPIDEY YOU FUCK WITH SPIDEY YOU GOT ALL OF NEW YORK ON YOUR ASS

HE’S HELPIN LITTLE OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET AND GETTING CATS OUT OF TREES FOR KIDS AND HELPING GIVE THAT TOURIST DIRECTIONS TO THE BEST HOTDOG STAND AND MAKING LITTLE KIDS SMILE AT THEIR BDAY PARTIES

HE’S PURENESS INCARNATE DON’T FUCK WITH HIM

tbh one of my favorite comics with Spidey is one where Peter gets fed up with superheroing and hiding his identity because of all the negative reviews the Daily Bugle posts about him. so he goes to Jonah and says that he’ll reveal himself the next day in front of the whole public, in return for an honest interview where Spidey reveals his side of the story, the True Story of Spider-Man

so Jonah, being Jonah, publishes this in the paper. “TOMORROW WE REVEAL WHO THE WALL-CRAWLING MENACE REALLY IS!”

and when Peter shows up at the meeting place where he promised to reveal himself….

… he’s not alone.

when Peter shows up, he 100% intended to reveal himself. but then a bunch of civilians, also dressed as Spidey, show up. So many that, when Peter DOES reveal himself, Jonah doesn’t believe it and thinks he’s joking. No one can tell who the real Spider-Man is.

Spidey was gonna reveal his identity and all of New York decided, of their own accord, to protect him the way he’s always protecting them

it’s just one of my fave issues because it just…. shows without any uncertainty just how much New York loves their Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

(the issue is a special called Black and Blue and Read All Over btw!!!)

Or as someone once said -

“Anyone can be Spider-Man”