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@fatcatladyfromspace

Fat. Likes cats. Actually an alien from space.
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potstickersandpizza
disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light
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just-shower-thoughts

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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advanced-procrastination

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

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gentlemanbones

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

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potstickersandpizza

so my moms boyfriend made my mom and i some jerky and my mom made me talk to him on the phone to say thank you for it. while on the phone i asked him to make some more right now and he was like its 10pm to which i replied with “its never too late to jerk” and he got really awkward and i didnt understand why until after i got off the phone and oh my god i want to die

i just wanted more jerky

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surreal--memes

haha peperoni funy

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