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pour the rum in my eyes, tell me lies.

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nbc hannibal is packed with ambiguous symbolism and confusing dialogue and at least three layers of subtext but if you ever get lost just remember that hannibal is a malewife pretending to be a girlboss and will is a girlboss pretending to be a malewife and exposing that in each other is what the show is about at its core

For those of you watching the death spiral of Twitter in real time THIS IS WHY us fandom olds always defend AO3 and it’s donation drives.

Twitter is an incalculable loss for artistic expression, news, and so many other facets I can’t even begin to count.

This sort of loss of information is impossible with AO3 and how it’s set-up. Obviously an AO3 style model isn’t sustainable for every site bc the moment images get involved the server costs skyrocket exponentially, but now more than ever the theory applies.

AO3 is an archive of our own, donators have direct say via vote about what happens to the site, you help shape it.

As long as AO3 has donation drives and doesn’t rely on advertisers it will remain around as a foremost place of art and freedom of expression. What happened to Twitter can’t happen to AO3 as it currently exists. And that is why we fight tooth and nail to protect AO3 from corporate interests and out of touch billionaires like Musk.

I hate that Twitter is dying and that anyone has to experience it, but please learn from this experience!

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

Something something intricate rituals

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Tattoo artist gives you the pain without triggering the “anyone that enjoys hurting me is bad” defensive instincts that ruin BDSM for most people.

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

>be me

>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up

>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter

>little weird but ok

>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich

>must think i was born yesterday

>clearly a human and not a bot tho

>bored so i keep talking to him

>adds me on snap

>decent snap score

>story basically just rich guy flexing

>still probably fake

>asks me to come to his hotel

>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there

>says he’ll call me an uber

>10% chance he’s legit

>90% chance i’m getting murdered

>win win so i decide to go

>get there, knock on door

>dude in pictures opens it

>absolutely shocked

>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window

>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”

>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting

>not insecure, just thinks they rule

>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before

>like 5k just sitting there

>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich

>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed

>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky

>no job, owns a nice apt

>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys

>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude

>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”

>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars

>say no because there’s no way i can say yes

>kinda like them anyways

>have sex

>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place

>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”

>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist

>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep

>like meeting a modern day dorian grey

Okay but did you get to go in the helicopter or not op

Congratulations you fucked a vampire

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste