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I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

Dita Von Teese (via suspend)

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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, “I have to go, there’s a cute guy on this elevator.” Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, “Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her.” FML

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