kill your mind

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags

my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash

where can i buy that for free

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

a lost phone on silent

This is deep

I love “asdgjfhdkjnb” and “JFKJDHSGKJHDHS” culture

ancient person: I love this person of the same sex. we are romantically involved. I would do anything for them. gayly.

historians: f :)) is for friends :)))) who do stuff together :)))))))

is that how they met

hard times. gonna make you wonder why you even try. hard times. gonna take you down and laugh when you cry. these live. and i still don’t know how i even survive. hard times. hard times. and i gotta get to rock bottom.

Dick-flavoured condoms

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

rb and say what you got!!

51 LMAO

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”