stop specifying "breakfast cereal" that shit is 2 am girlkibble

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“International Women’s Concrete Eating Competition [OC]”

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i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

genuine respect for all the people watching Little Women saying they saw this or that coming or knew this or that wasn’t real. meanwhile I’m right here with miss oh injoo going through the five stages of grief every single time a Plot Point occurs

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

@meme-streets