Beating Pokemon by way ChatGPT tells us to (x)
show the front i wanna see geodude’s rockussy

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter
love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm
due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
They look like the strings section of an orchestra.
the meme of today of these japanese dogs i follow is this app that you take pictures of food and it tells you the calorie count and people are just posting how many calories their dogs are
In highschool i learned the french word for egg and that ruined me for expletives
oeuf that sucks
teacher was having mic problems on online lecture and i love the way this guy phrased this