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meowdy

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im shannon & I do weird game videos on youtube YouTube | my posts | links

When my cat is asleep on my lap but I move slightly so she gets up and leaves

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people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

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Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

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LET GO!!!!!!

Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm

due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes

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the meme of today of these japanese dogs i follow is this app that you take pictures of food and it tells you the calorie count and people are just posting how many calories their dogs are

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In highschool i learned the french word for egg and that ruined me for expletives

oeuf that sucks

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teacher was having mic problems on online lecture and i love the way this guy phrased this