Just An It Growing Food

cha cha real scared

i am not immune to the allure of a girl faggot

Gymnastics vs Stuntwoman (Adorable audio recommended)

Previously I set off the great Tumblr cascade of "Not to be a lesbian..." with Nicole the Lumberjill.

I think I may have found the sequel.

[ Gracie Kramer ] [ Corinne Nicewick ]

I'm going to skip the kinetic chain explanation this time and let you all get too ogling.

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

There's almost a full minute of mildly-interesting before delivering a laugh-out-loud punchline

these videos fascinate me

SPIDER-MAN: i hate you so fucking much norman you ruined my life

GREEN GOBLIN ON THE GLIDER:

But bruh let's talk about it.

The thing about Patrick Warburton is while a lot of his characters sound similar, he makes them distinct by giving each character a personality. Krunk is vastly different from Joe Swanson. That is why he's such a great voice actor and why we love him so much.

The thing about Patrick Warburton is that he actually knows how to act

"Voice acting" is two words for a reason

serving gunt

“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

Every time I see this post, I think, yeah, I’d be happy being exactly this. The Fuck Yea Dragon.

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

I cannot get over this omfg

this is just how midwest america is

Today’s Gender of the Day doesn’t matter, really

Idk who this is

But this mf is spitting FACTS!!

another volunteer at the cat shelter was telling me that the trick to socializing feral kittens is not to look at them because "if you don't show them your eyes they don't feel threatened" and i couldn't help but think of angels interacting with humans in the same way

angel, holding a squirming human in one bleeding, ichor soaked hand: your divine creation fucking bit me

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

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