perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

When I see someone I know in public but don’t want to do the stop-and-chat

What Are THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

IM DYING

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

fact

why is this even getting notes it just says fact

research has shown

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

i’m embarrassed for her

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

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