stumbled upon a pic of this tweet somewhere i dont remember but i just saw it today and remembered that i had to draw this LMAOASDJFDG
elias talking as if he has an ass JK LSKJFLKS but he is an ass so
whenever im reminded that the magnus protocol starts this fall, a part of me reacts with 'Yaaay! i get to see Jon and Martin again!'
and i have to gently remind that part that, to the extent their voices will even be in the show, it's not gonna be the same jmart i know from tma 😔
tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea
This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.
Oh, so twitter is DEAD dead
By intention, no less.
per the Emerald Boyking (whose picture I have thoughtfully cut in half, you are welcome)
I don’t LIKE this happening but it is amazing HOW it is
Next tumblr badge idea: A little Maia kitten for people who are wanted by the Government
they should actually do this one
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.
In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.
Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓
This is 100% what working in a lab is like
Ok but WHERE did he get that lab coat??
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
true story
me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say "what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it" when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture
me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s
this was his response 5 seconds later
oh hey, someone put that thing i was mad about yesterday into words!
I couldn't agree more with OP here.
excellent point by tumblr user zaxal
speaking of anakin having a certain literal mindedness, i always think of the "are you an angel?" moment in PM, because you initially assume he's asking her like 'are you a pure entity of beauty and goodness?' in a metaphorical sense but no, he goes on to explain 'they're aliens and i know where they live'
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
didyousayhetalia
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Date of origin: December 19, 2012
I just think if they plopped him in a fancy fishbowl and Vash came over every other day to do his hand holding magic, Nai would Calm Down ™️ !! 🤷🏻
