The only acceptable birthday cake
I can’t believe this is still going 😂👌

Catching feelings for your fuck buddy is up there with negative account balances.
Ellen Jewett
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
You are witnessing a broken human being
This is actually me like constantly now
The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it
I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped
this literally changed my mood 180°
IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS
<3_<3
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”
Saved!
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
pornhub: chaotic good
Majestic AF
DOIG
lmao down to the “just not from him” big mood.
Fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂
im the boy
me
TO ANYONE WHO USES MASCARA
📸: @.beautypostss on twitter
Big cock
theyre evolving back into dinosaurs
Hey um. What in the fuck is is this just wondering! Thanks
Wanting to be invited but not wanting to go anywhere.
Being lonely at home but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them.
And even if you do really like them, you want them to go home soon.
I can’t believe he’s really wearing less and going out more
About five times a year, I re-learn that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people.
do u ever wish you could be like. a greco-roman lady in a 19th century painting. just lounging all day, looking bored. probably got ur tiddies out. thats the life
every neoclassical/early romantic piece of art is the dream honestly like
hang out in this rose garden with your girlfriend while she dumps flower petals on you. nice
alternatively hang out with your whole squad of nymph gfs in some water. just you and your gal pals, and this guy i guess. letting your tiddies hang out and all that
take a nap on these pillows surrounded by beautiful ancient frescoes, what’s not to love
tiddies out, nap game on, divine boyfriend, not a care in the world. these ladies have it so good
Dressed in gorgeous flowing clothes, hair game on point, sitting on warm marble by the seaside, responding ambiguously to yet another handsome suitor’s advances
h*ck yes
