We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*
every day i wake up alone in my little creaky beloved bed and I look around with sleepy eyes and realize it’s a “remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world” kind of morning
the sims when everyone in your household falls asleep so the game automatically speeds up time
Wish I could just reblog the video without the caption but whatever
yet, i have the power to delete this comment off of my post if i want to. tumblr is a small glimpse of what being a god might feel like, and i am soaking in as much of it as i can with my pupils
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if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER
Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?
Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river
zzzzzz
RANDY, YOUR STYX
donate to an abortion fund rn <33
theegoldfinch
USA
INTERNATIONAL
partners for reproductive justice (africa, asia, the americas)
mabia (ghana)
abortion without borders (poland, uk, the netherlands, germany)
women help women (based in the netherlands, buts works internationally in europe)
abortion dream team (poland)
bringing this back :////
Edna St. Vincent Millay, from “Afternoon on a Hill,” Collected Poems
fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations
riddler this riddler that ENOUG?H about that guy. what about the fiddler. hes stuck on the roof
they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines
drawing is so stupid it truly makes you google shit like “table”
an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide
ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean
chantosakura
this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero
by all accounts, his bean was not smol.
why would you take an already objectively horrible post and do this
some day ill be able to post this on thursday
it’s out of touch thursday
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