shipping real people is bad except for when it makes me laugh, then it’s fine and even good
Robin Tim: I need to tell you something but I don’t want you to see me any differently or tell Batman just yet
Nightwing, thinking he’s coming out: I promise it won’t change anything
Huntress, also thinking he’s coming out: if he says anything when you do I’ll kick his ass
Oracle, also also thinking he’s coming out: just know you can tell us anything
Robin Tim, who just caused his first young justice international incident: okay so-
I’m sure Red tornado tried his best (lying)
Anonymous asked:
is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt
yeah i can reclaim tho
i find it absolutely rude that Hera Syndulla, named after the goddess of marriage, isn’t allowed to have her cowboy Jedi trophy husband
who thought it was a good idea to give Hera a husband and then just yoink him away
The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.
I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it
I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them
people who get what I mean:
people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:
person who we are going to put in the corn:
if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally go “oh yes friend” every single time i see you in my notes or on my dash
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
neverlaur
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
neverlaur
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes
Good news!
World Heritage Post
if i don’t reblog this then it’s a cry for help tbh
Robin Tim: I need to tell you something but I don’t want you to see me any differently or tell Batman just yet
Nightwing, thinking he’s coming out: I promise it won’t change anything
Huntress, also thinking he’s coming out: if he says anything when you do I’ll kick his ass
Oracle, also also thinking he’s coming out: just know you can tell us anything
Robin Tim, who just caused his first young justice international incident: okay so-
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”
this is what she looked like
Reading Steph’s slice of life, coming of age solo and the worst period of Tim’s life yet at the same time must have been an experience for DC fans back in 2009
blackheart-biohazards
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
the fact that people are actually for-real using threads is insane. is this what weve come to as a society? i remember a time when google tried to make their own version of facebook and it was regarded as so lame it was almost immediately a punchline. now META of all cunts is making its own copy of TWITTER of all cesspools and people are voluntarily joining??? whats next?? are we all gonna use bing and the windows phone too?? you people make me sick id genuinely rather us all go to the jeremy renner app
Matt, after taking a shit ton of painkillers: *holds up a bottle of liquor*
Matt: What’s stopping me from drinking all of this right now?
Frank: *walks by and takes the bottle*
Frank: Literally only me, which is concerning.
