DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
We all have that homie who is always under siege
We all have that one friend who never fortifies their supply lines
That one guy in the friend group who's vassals and provinces are woefully unstable
Halloween is over. Put away your bog witch and get your bog himbos out.
“Bimbo (bog himbo)”
always reblog the bimbos
the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion
Someone brought a play tarp to Death Grips
babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..
Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”
I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.
dj pensive got the whole club saying hmmmm
DJ wise got the whole club weighing their options carefully
dj foolish got the whole club buying timeshares
If only there was a way for me to enjoy pizza and bagel at the same time...........
i have great news
what
what the fuck is this cups of cheese..
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
