Like to charge, reblog to cast…

sugar daddy!steve & college student!tony AU

About seven months ago, I read a couple fics with billionaire!Tony and college student!Steve and thought: hey, what would happen if we switched their roles?  Eventually, what had started out as a simple headcanon somehow turned into a fleshed out AU with lovely contributions from @unsentpromises​, @onemuseleft​ and @pensversusswords​.  

So here is a list of all of the posts I could find about the AU.  I tried to put everything in some sort of cohesive order, and I’ll be editing this post as more things are written: 

Everything else about this AU can be found here!

Reblogging because this AU has been on my mind lately.

Have a little interview for quarantine days :)

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion 

it is actually a thing, and it is frightening 

I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..

take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao 

America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!

OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM

Why do so many Americans think Iran is IN AMERICA?

I'm American and I only got one wrong.

Here lies Elijah. He was a little bit disappointed in his hands.

“Here lies Sam. He was also a very good friend.”

“Here lies Joy, she was a very good person and she was so fortunate to have known you.”

Or alternatively “here lies Joy, she was so happy to kiss Mothman.”

Tbh you can put either of these on my tombstone and they’ll be accurate.

Here lies Sam. He was like OH GOD SORRY.

….accurate.

Here lies Toast. She was going to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday.

Excited that I will be resurrected, though a bit put out that I will have to work after I come back from the dead.

You clearly registered for speed reincarnation– you get through faster but you don’t get to choose your return locale.

Here lies snow. She was trying to figure out how to get the gist of it.

Accurate.

Here lies Fanny. She was born in the water and the process of genetically modified plants.

I.... What?

Every US state’s least favorite state.

Is no on going to mention how Florida hates itself?

“The first monument, dedicated to Iron Man in the year of his cinematographical death, actually wants to celebrate Tony Stark as a man who sacrifices his goods to fight for the ideals he believes in, remembering us that we are the protagonists of our era, that the future of mankind depends on our decisions, that all of us need to be heroes”.

They actually built this here in Italy and I cry

Of course, Italy wanted to celebrate their baby.

Happy birthday, Lan Wangji! (01/23)

This is Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

Teachers basically be telling you that you’re failing a test while you’re taking the test

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

tag yourself im chaotic average

lawful 4.0 do NOT interact

Chaotic 4.0

OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

MDZS is about love. Not about romance.

Not to be fake deep but Wei WuXian’s “always remember human kindness, always forget bad things they’ve done to you” is one of the most powerful messages I’ve read in a long time. It’s not new, it’s not original but it doesn’t matter because now and forever, we’ll always need stories about love. And WWX is so good; he’s unbelievably good, illogically good, he’s good despite everything and everyone. His every decision is motivated by the purest, the kindest love. 

Honestly, if someone asked me what is MDZS about, I could go into details and try to explain its original plot full of twists, but I could also say it’s a story about love. I know what you think - “But Soshi, MDZS is a romance, it’s supposed to be about love. You didn’t discovered a new America”… The truth is no, not every romance is about love. Making your character declare sentimental confessions and kiss in the rain is not showing feelings. Compare to the pretty epic intrigues and plot twists, WWX and LWJ’s love story is anything but epic. Yeah, they have some big and dramatic scenes like fighting with the turtle or “come back to Gusu with me”, I can’t deny, but much more often their relationship is so down to earth and boring: they study together, they sleep together, they eat together, they travel together, hey drink together. WWX undresses LWJ when he’s drunk. LWJ carries WWX when he doesn’t feel well. And when they fight, instead of covering each other with their own bodies and screaming names, WWX and LWJ go separate ways, saying that they’ll meet later because everything is going to be all right. It’s so anticlimactic. It’s so normal. It’s so tender. Soft. And it doesn’t happen often, but when I am reading about them, I really fall in love with their love and think that I would like someone to love me as much as they love each other. Despite their fails and flaws - come on, this relationship is far from being perfect. Is there anything more beautiful than loving for imperfection? 

But this is all just a drop in the sea of love. WWX and LWJ’s love - romantic love - helps them keep going. Carry one. And take care of so many more people. Now I’m going to cry but MDZS is a romance story where romantic love is never ever portrayed as bigger than other kinds of feelings. It’s a story about friendships, siblings, parents and children, about born family, about made families, about human relationships and being good to everyone, because we never know what other people have gone through. It’s about Wei WuXian and Wen Ning and how some words, unimportant to us, may mean the world to someone else (or hurt, like during WWX and JL’s first meeting), how we should always smile because we never know when we’re going to change someone’s day. Good things are coming back, we can find love in a place we would never expected it to be. It’s a story about Jiang Cheng and how people wither without love. In the end, under the layers of complicated plans and difficult schemes, those characters are so simple. They just wanna feel loved. And if we had more people like the Lan brothers, if we were loved for who we are and not for who we are supposed to be, then we would have more WWX and less Jin Guangyao.

You know what I also appreciate, in some bitter sense? That the author doesn’t pretend everything is going to be fine and if you’re good, people will be good in return. Evil gives birth to evil. But evil things happen to good people. Even when they don’t deserve it. You can do everything, but someone will still stab you in the back. Life is brutal, full of loses, full of pain and tears. No matter how much you try, you’ll always face hate. And this life is worth living. That’s Wei WuXian’s message: happiness is a choice. It’s easy to present some happy-go-lucky epicure singing “don’t worry, be happy” but WWX is so beautiful because it’s not portrayed as something easy. Being happy is a hard work and requires too much effort… but in the end it’s worthwhile. Because you choose; to look at someone who stayed, to enjoy the meal, to drink, to laugh when you want to cry, to try, again and again and again. (Sorry, I became emotional writing it. That’s what good literature does to you) Still, it’s so hard to let go and never mourn what is gone but WXX makes a decision that he wants to focus on small things. I wrote about it before - WWX and LWJ’s love is built on little moments. It’s amazing: WWX’s name is repeated by mouths of the most important people, his actions affect politics and change the whole world! He’s the perfect chosen one! The most powerful! And yet… his reward in not a kingdom, or fame, or gold, or even being someone special. The only thing that matters is sleeping in peace, drinking good alcohol and enjoying music. This is why WWX does it. This is love. 

MDZS message is universal. Maybe it’s hard to imagine that we have an adopted brother for whom we sold our soul. But we can decide that children playing with their kites are enough to smile… or that we need position, money and respect to feel truly happy. Because you know… it’s all a matter of decisions. Sometimes we need a reminder that the smallest things are good enough to keep us alive.

He’s huge….

That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

I…I love her.

My daughter is beautiful and strong.

her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.  

Reblog for Deep Blue positivity