Short DPXDC Prompts #744
Jason doesn’t want to bring Lancer anywhere near his nightlife and Lancer is perfectly fine with that. Lancer manages to convince Jason into some martial arts and combat training to defend his students if need be. It’s pretty concerning how often he has to use said training.
“Babe, can you run that by me again?”
“I used what you taught me in class today-“
“YOU JUDO FLIPPED A GOVERNMENT AGENT!”
Okay but now I can’t stop thinking about WHY Lancer judo flipped a GIW agent
The GIW agent was trying to detain a number of his students for “high levels of ecto contamination.” The fact it seemed to be his entire homeroom class seemed odd, but Lancer had read the anti ecto acts. He knew what they said, and he knew what would happen if his students went with the agent
No one would see them again. Not him, not their parents, no one.
So he acted
Lancer: I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be here. I’m a wanted man, and I don’t know if I can protect you
Jason, tank of a man, avid gun enthusiast, trained by assasins and Batman: ... I think I’m probably fine
Desperately want a fic where Lancer shows up at his boyfriend’s place with twenty teenagers
Jason: …babe what am I looking at
Lancer: absolutely nothing you never saw us I just need someplace to stash the wiggly ones while I go get supplies. Please forget me, it’s for the best.
Jason: ….’kay, I’m gonna need some answers later, but… “wiggly one’s”…?
Lancer: *hoists Danny up by the scruff of the neck*
Danny: *hisses*
Lancer: wiggly ones.
Jason: ……….kkkkaayyyyy babe changed my mind I’m gonna need that explanation now
Lancer: no, we don’t have time—
Jason: yeah uh-huh no that wasn’t a request
Paulina, in the back: ARE YOU TWO GONNA KISS?? GROSS
Lancer: MISS SANCHEZ FOR THE LOVE OF JANE AUSTIN—
Jason: yeah no I can’t do this anymore IF ANY OF YOU TWERPS TELL WILL I’LL DUFFEL BAG YOU
Dash: TELL WILL WHAT
Jason: *puts on Red Hood Helmet*
Class: *silence*
Dash: ok yeah cool man I understand the duffel bag threat now yup uh-huh no telling will 😀👌🙂
Danny: ohhhh wowww were you a child hero too?? :DDD
Sam: oh my god tucker how many gummies did you GIVE HIM—
Tucker: I PANICKED OKAY HE WAS WAY TOO INSISTENT ON FIGHTING THE GOOBERS IN WHITE
Sam: OH MY GOD TUCKER HOW MANY
Tucker: SIX SIX I GAVE HIM SIX
Jason: …is that child a hero?
Sam:
Tucker:
Dash: no way! That’s feee… I don’t like that look I’m shutting up
Jason: wise move
Danny: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…! I’m a STAR MONKEYYY!
Tucker, on the verge of tears: what does that even MEAN DANNY—
Danny, cupping the cheeks of Jason’s helmet: are you a ✨star monkey💫 too
Jason:
Jason: I just want to save my fucking boyfriend
Danny: *recoils* eeewwwwwwww you fuck my teacher don’ttouchme
i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname
this is only matched by Rogue One’s addition to the Star Wars canon that Princess Leia received the Death Star plans onto her ship through an airlock doorway with Darth Vader on the other side of it, from Rebel soldiers who were actively being slaughtered by him, and upon being captured herself was all “plans? what plans? no plans here, just innocent Senator” *kicks stormtrooper she killed under a pile of dead Rebel soldiers who were recently shooting at Vader* “are you sure somebody didn’t just leave them on the wrong shelf?”
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Here’s a happier thought: in another world, things are different.
Darth Vader takes one look at this feral fierce daughter of queens and politicians, this girl lying silver-tongued and spiteful to his face and thinks oh. And a heartbeat later he thinks Padme because this child looks so much like her, down to the imperious jut of her chin. And she looks like a boy he knew once, a boy called Anakin Skywalker, who was reckless and absurd and so strong with the Force that the universe buckled around him.
He says, “You are adopted, aren’t you,” and Leia’s eyebrows skyrocket.
“What relevance does that have,” she manages, “Lord Vader,” and Lord Vader would smile if he could. Instead he reaches down to touch her beautiful face; she flinches away, shows her teeth, and he feels his heart full up to bursting point.
He says, “None at all.”
Alderaan does not burn. Tarkin does though. He falls in two neat, sizzling halves.
“Um,” says Leia. Vader’s lightsabre burns red in her eyes.
“I’m no friend of the Emperor,” says Vader, says Anakin. And, “I knew your mother.” And then, because he’s Anakin Skywalker and planning has never been one of his strong suits, he offers her his hand.
“Come with me.”
“Will Alderaan be safe? My parents?”
My parents. Not by blood, but by choice, and that matters more.
“I will protect them,” says Anakin.
1) I’d read the hell out of this
2) In the meantime, I’ll be in that corner crying.
*SCREAMING*
I LOVE THIS
I NEED THIS
OHMYGOOOOOD THE FEELS!
labs that are also churches. to me
(1. annie dillard, teaching a stone to talk 2. the deep underground neutrino experiment, a.k.a. DUNE 3. the large hadron collider 4. the sudbury neutrino observatory)
So...had a hilarious scene pop into by head due to the thought that when universe hopping Danny has to conform to the laws of that universe. And if he hopped to DC universe, due to his space core and powers, Danny ends up basically a Space Spirit/Living Star in Human form instead of having two forms. Cause outside Captain Marvel/Shazam that isn't really something normal for DC heroes and Danny's second form is biological not magical. And because of how loosely connected th DC universe is to the Infinity Realms, Danny can't break away from this universe's laws like he would be able to with one closer connected and closer to his own universe.
Therefore living Star/Space Demigod Danny comes into existence. Which Is A Learning Curve He DID Not Ask For. Cause on top of relearning t use his powers and getting used to his new body?!? He has to find a way home which could take a while due to how far this place is from the Infinity Realms. (Don't know how he ended up thre. Probably natural portal whilst fleeing from the GIW)
But anyway back to the funny scene that popped into my head cause of this train of thought-
Hal meeting Danny because he finds the kid fighting a raccoon over a pizza in the dumpster next to his apartment complex.
Hal holding feral child by scruff of neck with his powers: ....Is this how batman acquires his Robin's? Is this how one becomes a father?
Baby Ellie and Danny Fanart TT
This was based on a scene from one of the best dp x dc fanfic in ao3 ( Off with [the Demon's] Head by halfagone (milkywxy) chapter 15
Spoiler ahead if you haven't read it!
I just couldn't get the scene out of my head where Danny gave all of his ectoplasm to Ellie so that she wouldn't disappear for good TT then he turned into his ghost core. Ellie sobbing while she was holding Danny like the most important treasure in her world, like how she just wanted Danny to hug her but he couldn't 😭😭😭😭 my heart broke for them ahhh
It's really going downhill.
Hopefully I get to color this after our finals! With colors? It would even be more heartbreaking but that's what I felt though TT
I AM SO LATE BUT I AM HERE AND HKVEHOGJEONGL It's amazing 🥹 Even if you don't color it, thank you so much for sharing this!! I love it!! (Let me know if you want this version, or the colored version if you ever get around to it, uploaded and/or linked onto the fic/chapter itself 😎)
Thank you again, I can't stop making heart eyes at it. <3<3<3
Omg hello!! I would be honored!! Omo i really love how you write TT I will definitely color it after our finals ♡♡♡ Just a little more and I will be free aaaa thank you so much I feel giddy that you saw it (///∇///) oshishsgsjnosjaiks
No worries!! Good luck with your exams!! You got this >:3
DP x DC Idea
You wanna know something interesting? Ghost King Danny Phantom, High King of the Infinite Realms, is perfectly empowered to kill Darkseid.
Darkseid's deal (at his strongest) is that he exists infinitely throughout all universes as extensions of a connected self that persists as a whole through the parts... So like, if he exists in one reality, he exists in all realities, so killing him in one reality isn't going to do anything. And then he can just, make another of himself to exist in that reality from a different one.
But if Danny is essentially a King of Infinity, why wouldn't he have the ability to kill every Darkseid that exists at the same time? This 14-year-old, has the ability to kill a god obsessed with power and control.
So, if anyone needs a super-evil, super-powerful enemy for Danny to fight in the DC universe, like Darkseid's one goal is to dominate the multiverse and literally mind-control every sentient being in existence. And usually, Darkseid is just "defeated for now".
If you are reading this, you have walked right into my trap! I planned all along for someone to read this post and find out that they deserve a slice of cake today! Or else something considered equivalently nice if you don't like cake!!! But it has to be nice and it has to be for you. Haha GOTCHA. That'll show you for existing on this planet at the same time as me while having a heart worthy of love. Bitch.
Op thank you I'm crying. I love you too 🥲🥲🥲🥹🥹🥹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
That's right, you beautiful child of the Earth, you kindness-deserving creature of love, I fucking got you. And I'm not taking it back.
reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable
Short DPXDC Prompts #744
Jason doesn’t want to bring Lancer anywhere near his nightlife and Lancer is perfectly fine with that. Lancer manages to convince Jason into some martial arts and combat training to defend his students if need be. It’s pretty concerning how often he has to use said training.
“Babe, can you run that by me again?”
“I used what you taught me in class today-“
“YOU JUDO FLIPPED A GOVERNMENT AGENT!”
Okay but now I can’t stop thinking about WHY Lancer judo flipped a GIW agent
The GIW agent was trying to detain a number of his students for “high levels of ecto contamination.” The fact it seemed to be his entire homeroom class seemed odd, but Lancer had read the anti ecto acts. He knew what they said, and he knew what would happen if his students went with the agent
No one would see them again. Not him, not their parents, no one.
So he acted
Lancer: I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be here. I’m a wanted man, and I don’t know if I can protect you
Jason, tank of a man, avid gun enthusiast, trained by assasins and Batman: ... I think I’m probably fine
Desperately want a fic where Lancer shows up at his boyfriend’s place with twenty teenagers
Jason: …babe what am I looking at
Lancer: absolutely nothing you never saw us I just need someplace to stash the wiggly ones while I go get supplies. Please forget me, it’s for the best.
Jason: ….’kay, I’m gonna need some answers later, but… “wiggly one’s”…?
Lancer: *hoists Danny up by the scruff of the neck*
Danny: *hisses*
Lancer: wiggly ones.
Jason: ……….kkkkaayyyyy babe changed my mind I’m gonna need that explanation now
Lancer: no, we don’t have time—
Jason: yeah uh-huh no that wasn’t a request
Paulina, in the back: ARE YOU TWO GONNA KISS?? GROSS
Lancer: MISS SANCHEZ FOR THE LOVE OF JANE AUSTIN—
the fact that Lancer keeps trying so avidly to protect Jason is sending me like this man will bring you the heads of the GIW in sacks for Valentines and you will be scared of getting him into trouble for getting a speeding ticket
And then there is Jason who is just, even more smitten. His man just bodied a government worker, committed grand theft auto, kidnapped his own class and is on the run from the law. And he is as much of a book enthusiast. Jason is just, so in love right now.
And for Danny he could be
1: Suspiciously eyeing Jason. Why is this ghost/halfa/liminal dating his teacher? Is it a plot to get to him? Spectra tried being an employee, maybe the new plan to get close and hurt people is to date an employee. Well not on his watch! This 'Jason' guy is going to be so closely watched, Danny will learn his every secret. Every. Single. One. No one hurts his class + teacher!
2: Mr. Lancer is dating a ghost/liminal/halfa? Mr. Lancer protects them all from the anti-ecto acts? Does that mean Mr. Lancer and Jason could accept him? Jason just pulled a gun on a GIW agent. Yeah, could you sign right here? No, this isn't an adoption form, what are you talking about.
Either Jason coaxes Danny in like a feral cat, or Danny 'Batman Adoption Bait' Fenton is doing his level best to get adopted, despite Jason's confusion (and deep desire to never let his siblings know).
Danny sidling up to them like a feral alley cat. And then stopping the truth in them. Waits for bad reaction. And the bad reaction is Mr Jason swearing to get revenge. Oh, wait. Why is Mr Lancer hugging him? Mr Jason, why is he crying! help! Mayday!
Jason agonising about when his past as Red Hood is gonna catch up with him and ruin his perfect domestic bliss with his perfect domestic boyfriend
But Lancer deserves to know, it’s dangerous to date a former crime lord and also vigilante
People could try to hurt him to get to Jason
Then one day Lancer comes home from work with HIS ENTIRE CLASS OF STUDENTS and tells Jason he loves him but they’re going on the run from the government and it wouldn’t be safe for JASON to be seen with HIM
Jason’s actual first words (once he finds his tongue) are just “I love you”
Lancer assumes it’s gonna be a passionate plea to stay, to let Jason ruin his life along with theirs, he planned a whole soliloquy on the way here
(The kids helped, especially Paulina, he’s never known her to be so interested in english class)
Jason’s second words cut him off though as he just blurts out “I’m the Red Hood”
Lancer is speechless
Paulina and Star come in on the perfect tella novella GASP
The jocks all oooooo in unison because of course they’re all watching
Jason goes and pulls out his old helmet and reveals all his crime equipment on a secret revolving bookshelf or some shit he’s a nerd
Jason gestures vaguely and just. Asks what they need
Lancer grabs him by the collar, dips him, and kisses him like the climax of a disney movie
All the class cheer and Jason accepts his destiny of going back on the run and simultaneously doubling Bruce’s previous adoption record, and they’re ALL fucking drama kids
Jason: *calling Alfred while hurriedly packing* Hey, Alfred. Hate to cancel so abruptly, but I’m gonna have to miss this Sunday’s family dinner and probably the next three.
Alfred: *sternly* Master Jason, what on earth is going on?’
Jason: *pulling the phone away from his mouth to yell* Hey, varsity boys! I know you’ve been taught better than that! Check the safeties and use a goddamned holster! Don’t come crying to me if you shoot your nuts off! *speaking more normally into the phone* Sorry, Alfred. My boyfriend is on the run from a corrupt government organization who want to disappear every student in his home room class. Should have it cleared up by next month. Oh and let B know he’s a granddad. To about…hey, Babe, how many we got here? *pause* about twenty grandkids. Bye! *hangs up*
Alfred: *frowns for a few seconds before hitting speed dial: Miss Barbara! I hope I’ve not caught you at an inopportune time, but Master Jason seems to be in a bit of a pickle…
Alfred called a family meeting. Everyone say at the table with one glaring exception.
Bruce: Where is Jason?
Alfred: Master Jason is why I called this meeting.
Dick: Oh god. What's he done now?
Alfred: It appears that he and his partner have decided to adopt.
Bruce: Partner? Adopt?
Dick: I'm and uncle! I have a brother in law? Since when?
Babs: Well, he's new dating the guy for about three years.
Alfred: The adoption is due to unfortunate circumstances. His partner had to kidnap his students to save their lives.
Bruce: What!
Alfred: A law was passed a while back making 'Ecto entities' illegal. The students live in an area flooded with the stuff. They all are now classed as non sapient beings.
Bruce: What laws?
Babs: Jason sent them to me. This is going to take League involvement. The kids are in danger of being experimented on. And then Killed.
Bruce: So, his partner grabbed the kids and ran?
Alfred: After attacking two government agents yes. There are a few other charges involved.
Dick: Jason dates a teacher, who is so suited to him it's unreal. Grand theft auto and all. God Jay!
Bruce: So, how many grandchildren?
Babs; Full class. Near 20. And they can all fight. And use guns. Jason opened the memory to them. You should see what some of them grabbed.
Bruce: ...... So many grandchildren...... I'm a grandfather? I meed. Alfred! We need rokms! A safe house?
Alfred: Master Bruce. We need you and the League to focus on those laws. We can handle the rest. I believe Master Jason called the outlaws together.
Bruce: Oh! Good! Ok!
Short DPXDC Prompts #776
Tim frowns at the summoning circle that he and his family are trapped in. “They have the runes all wrong.” Taking a deep breath and ignoring the many questions being thrown at him, he starts chanting in a language that none of the batfam have ever heard before. A being rises from the circle, hair wispy and white and eyes bright toxic green.
"Dude, for the last time, I told you I'm *not* going to replace your blood with coffee. I don't *care* if you'd do my homework for a year. You. Would. *Die.* I can't just change your biology to make that work! And *no* I'm not going to remove your ability to sleep either! Nocturne would kill me the rest of the -"
The entity paused, blinked glowing green eyes, took in the fact that Tim was bound, took in the rest of the Bats and Birds tied up behind him, the circle they were laid in, the - deeply confused - cultists in various states of Evil Summoning Ritual preparation around the dark room.
"Ah." He said, "Okay, yeah fair. Let me just," The being motioned to the cultists, now fumbling over themselves to try and...bow in supplication? Banish the entity? The cultists seemed conflicted on what the right call was, not helped by their leader seeming to panic over the whole thing. "Just, wait here."
Tim gave him a dead pan stare from behind his mask, wiggling enough to rattle the heavy chains pinning him to the floor. "Sure. Take your time. Perfectly comfortable roght where we are."
"You know I could just leave you there right?" The entity asked, casually throwing down a wave of ice towards the cultists and freezing them all in place. More than a few pinwheeled wildly at the sudden stop to their momentum, one slipped on the ice before the full wave hit him trapping him in a painful looking split. "I don't have to save the guy who stood me up for our game of Doomed."
"I was fighting a supervillain! He was trying to take over the world!"
"Yeah, yeah, we've *all* had to fight supervillains trying to take over the world, at least I text to let people know when the fate of humanity is at stake and I'm going to be late."
"Yeah, sure, Kon and I ended up standing outside the movie theater for half an hour think we were stood up because you're so good about texting about those things."
"Hey, I hate to interrupt whatever *this* whole thing is but if you two wouldn't mind, could you maybe explain what the FUCK is going on here?"
Captain Phantom
Since the ghost invasion of Amity stopped, Danny had become close to many of the ghosts he was once enemies with, so it was not uncommon to find him attending Ember concerts or competing with Johnny.
Then, it was also not uncommon to find him playing with Youngblood, who was always up for playing pirates. The halfa knew that the ghost boy was lonely and not all ghosts paid attention to him, so he made sure to play with him whenever he could.
Of course, he and Youngblood noticed that they could no longer play in his home dimension (too much risk; as much as the adults didn't see Youngblood, Danny preferred not to risk creating a second GIW), so they chose a random dimension to play pirates. The halfa even invited more ghosts to be each other's "crew."
When everyone agreed to the proposal, they traveled through a natural portal to the new dimension, they wouldn't stay too long for it to matter.
Happy with the arrangement, no one noticed how the people in the "new" dimension freaked out at the sight of two pirate ships floating in the sky, everyone on the ships were too busy having fun to notice. Batman grunted at the thought of another magical stupidity in Gotham.
Determined to explore the strange phenomenon, Red Hood and Nightwing offered to use the Jet to get to one of the ships, to which Batman agreed. When they reached the first ship, they found a fierce fight between...aliens? spirits? None of the brothers were sure, but they all glowed in a familiar green. It seemed that the pirate ships were clashing.
Jason was about to speak to draw the attention of the people in the battle, but before he could a boy with bright green eyes, white hair and a Captain's hat on his head came, he immediately noticed them and shouted, "Argh! Intruders!"
Dick swore he saw a boy in a Captain's hat (the rival ship?) pouting and about to complain about something but he couldn't pay any more attention to the event because the "crew" circled them and before he knew it they were tying them up with ropes (also glowing?) and calling them "prisoners". Dick wondered if he would have to jump off the plank, while Danny hesitated about what to do with his "prisoners", Youngblood didn't appreciate people interrupting their games.
Short DPXDC Prompts #744
Jason doesn’t want to bring Lancer anywhere near his nightlife and Lancer is perfectly fine with that. Lancer manages to convince Jason into some martial arts and combat training to defend his students if need be. It’s pretty concerning how often he has to use said training.
“Babe, can you run that by me again?”
“I used what you taught me in class today-“
“YOU JUDO FLIPPED A GOVERNMENT AGENT!”
Okay but now I can’t stop thinking about WHY Lancer judo flipped a GIW agent
The GIW agent was trying to detain a number of his students for “high levels of ecto contamination.” The fact it seemed to be his entire homeroom class seemed odd, but Lancer had read the anti ecto acts. He knew what they said, and he knew what would happen if his students went with the agent
No one would see them again. Not him, not their parents, no one.
So he acted
Lancer: I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be here. I’m a wanted man, and I don’t know if I can protect you
Jason, tank of a man, avid gun enthusiast, trained by assasins and Batman: ... I think I’m probably fine
Desperately want a fic where Lancer shows up at his boyfriend’s place with twenty teenagers
Jason: …babe what am I looking at
Lancer: absolutely nothing you never saw us I just need someplace to stash the wiggly ones while I go get supplies. Please forget me, it’s for the best.
Jason: ….’kay, I’m gonna need some answers later, but… “wiggly one’s”…?
Lancer: *hoists Danny up by the scruff of the neck*
Danny: *hisses*
Lancer: wiggly ones.
Jason: ……….kkkkaayyyyy babe changed my mind I’m gonna need that explanation now
Lancer: no, we don’t have time—
Jason: yeah uh-huh no that wasn’t a request
Paulina, in the back: ARE YOU TWO GONNA KISS?? GROSS
Lancer: MISS SANCHEZ FOR THE LOVE OF JANE AUSTIN—
the fact that Lancer keeps trying so avidly to protect Jason is sending me like this man will bring you the heads of the GIW in sacks for Valentines and you will be scared of getting him into trouble for getting a speeding ticket
And then there is Jason who is just, even more smitten. His man just bodied a government worker, committed grand theft auto, kidnapped his own class and is on the run from the law. And he is as much of a book enthusiast. Jason is just, so in love right now.
And for Danny he could be
1: Suspiciously eyeing Jason. Why is this ghost/halfa/liminal dating his teacher? Is it a plot to get to him? Spectra tried being an employee, maybe the new plan to get close and hurt people is to date an employee. Well not on his watch! This 'Jason' guy is going to be so closely watched, Danny will learn his every secret. Every. Single. One. No one hurts his class + teacher!
2: Mr. Lancer is dating a ghost/liminal/halfa? Mr. Lancer protects them all from the anti-ecto acts? Does that mean Mr. Lancer and Jason could accept him? Jason just pulled a gun on a GIW agent. Yeah, could you sign right here? No, this isn't an adoption form, what are you talking about.
Either Jason coaxes Danny in like a feral cat, or Danny 'Batman Adoption Bait' Fenton is doing his level best to get adopted, despite Jason's confusion (and deep desire to never let his siblings know).
Danny sidling up to them like a feral alley cat. And then stopping the truth in them. Waits for bad reaction. And the bad reaction is Mr Jason swearing to get revenge. Oh, wait. Why is Mr Lancer hugging him? Mr Jason, why is he crying! help! Mayday!
Jason agonising about when his past as Red Hood is gonna catch up with him and ruin his perfect domestic bliss with his perfect domestic boyfriend
But Lancer deserves to know, it’s dangerous to date a former crime lord and also vigilante
People could try to hurt him to get to Jason
Then one day Lancer comes home from work with HIS ENTIRE CLASS OF STUDENTS and tells Jason he loves him but they’re going on the run from the government and it wouldn’t be safe for JASON to be seen with HIM
Jason’s actual first words (once he finds his tongue) are just “I love you”
Lancer assumes it’s gonna be a passionate plea to stay, to let Jason ruin his life along with theirs, he planned a whole soliloquy on the way here
(The kids helped, especially Paulina, he’s never known her to be so interested in english class)
Jason’s second words cut him off though as he just blurts out “I’m the Red Hood”
Lancer is speechless
Paulina and Star come in on the perfect tella novella GASP
The jocks all oooooo in unison because of course they’re all watching
Jason goes and pulls out his old helmet and reveals all his crime equipment on a secret revolving bookshelf or some shit he’s a nerd
Jason gestures vaguely and just. Asks what they need
Lancer grabs him by the collar, dips him, and kisses him like the climax of a disney movie
All the class cheer and Jason accepts his destiny of going back on the run and simultaneously doubling Bruce’s previous adoption record, and they’re ALL fucking drama kids
Jason: *calling Alfred while hurriedly packing* Hey, Alfred. Hate to cancel so abruptly, but I’m gonna have to miss this Sunday’s family dinner and probably the next three.
Alfred: *sternly* Master Jason, what on earth is going on?’
Jason: *pulling the phone away from his mouth to yell* Hey, varsity boys! I know you’ve been taught better than that! Check the safeties and use a goddamned holster! Don’t come crying to me if you shoot your nuts off! *speaking more normally into the phone* Sorry, Alfred. My boyfriend is on the run from a corrupt government organization who want to disappear every student in his home room class. Should have it cleared up by next month. Oh and let B know he’s a granddad. To about…hey, Babe, how many we got here? *pause* about twenty grandkids. Bye! *hangs up*
Alfred: *frowns for a few seconds before hitting speed dial: Miss Barbara! I hope I’ve not caught you at an inopportune time, but Master Jason seems to be in a bit of a pickle…
For maximum fun
This call should be in front of Dick, Tim or Damian. They could be eavesdropping or just in the middle of doing something with Alfred
But they have to know before Bruce that they now have 20 nieces and nephews
DP X DP PROMPT
Klarion wasn't the type to destroy planets if it wasn't fun for him, but unfortunately he was rage quitting earth apparently.
The entire justice league were at their wits at the moment, nothing had worked for the Lord Of Chaos.
Green light flashed behind them, but green lantern was right beside them?
"Klarion Jasmine Nightingale, get down here right now."
A look to the woman showed her bright flaming hair and red eyes that held no fear.
Confusing everyone, klarion had immediately stopped his tantrum and stood infront of her.
Even more confusing is that Klarion looked regretful and.....shy?????
"Klarion, do you know why I called you down?"
"..."
Not even Alfred could rival her disappointed stare. And klarion hesitantly looked up.
"...because you love me and would let me go unpunished?"
"...Klarion."
"Because I'm hurting people for someone else's mistake.."
"And?"
"And I'm only allowed to follow my obsession healthily without falling into self destructiive paths..."
" and what will you do now?"
"Apologise and fix everything..aaaand try not to do it again."
The creature's face softens and klarion flashes one of the normal kid like cheeky smiles.
-----
Jasmine, ancient of Madness.
Klarion, ancient of Chaos, child of Madness.
Go off, show me what you will make.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Babies when they’re born.
