@lgbtqcreators creator meme — [2/10] lgbtq+ characters
#unhinged chaotic nick nelson energy pt. 2
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room
via Vincent Giarrano on instagram
“The truth is that monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.”
— Stephen King
wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it
it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in
jughead
life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
but watch out
i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.
he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING
reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
look at this absolutely fucking MINISCULE rabbit. i am sharing it with you. i hope it improves your day
(photo credit to frobunnius on twitter)
hey (with the intention of spending hours lying beside each other on the grass, pointing out fantastical shapes in the clouds).
u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
had an actual meal. not evil anymore
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A post on Reddit headlined “My best friend and I decided to get married. How do I explain this to my family?” The post reads as follows.
I (33f) am pretty successful but have never wanted a romantic relationship. The closest I have to a girlfriend is my best friend Karol (35f), who I spend all my time with. We have been friends for 9 years.
She is gay, but due to her past, she doesn’t really connect with people well. She has some personality disorders, which I do not mind. I love her very much, but I am not really sexually motivated. I had sex when I was 18 and never really wanted to do it again.
Emotionally, she is the person I think of when I have something go wrong.
She has been living with me for about four years now. Most people have asked if we are dating because we are very comfortable with one another. Most of our friends don’t believe we aren’t involved.
I spend 90% of my free time with her. We have kittens together. We pretty much do everything a married/engaged couple would without the PDA. We hold hands all the time, cuddle, she sleeps in my room with me. We have travelled together every vacation for the past 9 years.The moment I met Karol, no one else really mattered. She got me on a level no one else did. I trusted her with things I have never told anyone else. She is my soul mate.
Two nights ago, Karol said she could never see herself marrying anyone because it would mean leaving our little family. I agreed. I love her very much. If I were sexual, she would be the sort of person I would want to be with. She gets me. She is beautiful and vibrant.
She asked me if I would ever consider getting married to a woman. She said she would want to marry me if she could because I am the only real family she has and she loves me.
It might be stupid, but I agreed. I said I would marry her if she wanted. So now I am engaged to my best friend and we are unsure how to tell our families. We purchased rings, we have a date planned for the wedding, and are already going on a trip together in June.
I have never loved anyone more than her. We have both been single for as long as we have been friends. No one in my family is homophobic. We are not having a wedding, just going down to the courts. How do we break this to our family? What would be the best way to tell people?
tl;dr: My best friend and I decided to get married. How do we explain this to our family?
This is followed by a chain of replies, first by another commenter:
You share a life together and feel she’s your soulmate. You’ve decided to make it legal. Say just that.
Regarding the status of your relationship, you don’t have to comment on that. Who cares if you’re not having sex? For what it’s worth, it sounds like you could be described as an asexual woman in a lesbian relationship.
Congrats on the marriage! Be happy and proud. You love one another and do not owe anyone an explanation of your decisions. Answer only what you feel comfortable responding to amid follow up questions from family, friends, and coworkers.
Then by OP:
Thank you so much for the advice. She is my soul mate and I am lucky to have her in my life. She makes me feel like a whole person.
Then the other commenter:
I can’t think of a better reason for marrying someone. You love her, she loves you, and you make each other happy. Enjoy your lives together!
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bionicwasok
i think about this video a lot
Wtf is going on
adriennecode
Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot. For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times. We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it. My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it. The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST. Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc. The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera
Love all the film crew people in the notes sharing their dumb hiding locations
Gee, Derin, you could share with the class
But honestly my favorite note is:
Everyone please behold this baby tree:
It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.
Caution: baby!
One day (but not this day)!
Update:
Thriving!
Now taller than a human person!
In case you were wondering!
Update:
Filling out, and up!
why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth
I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive
Are you okay
The results are inconclusive on that.
Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.
OP making the bed