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every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.
shout out to gay men
It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
Cosmic fruit bat 🌸 another original character commission for Kate
Audio ON!
Seriously listen to this.
Imagine hearing this in the middle of the night?
That is the sound of something breaking through the ice and calling out for your soul
Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow
Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"
Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out
EXCUSE ME
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
Who the fuck is Jon Sims
✅ tortured by Voices
✅ cursed by god
✅ small waist
✅ criminal record
✅ died once
Diagnosis: babygirl
Help save mature forests in the US
protectouroldgrowth.org
“Watch a boy become a Superman. My Adventures with Superman premieres July 6th - next day on Max.”
...Just read this thread. JUST READ IT.
This is 100% worth reading--important information presented in an entertaining way.
(If you want to know more, many major news agencies have published & annotated the actual indictment documents; here's CNN's version.)
i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
