BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made
traffic again?
math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't
Yeah, fuck 'em. This is glorious.
what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl
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“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
literally an ipad baby
(@hazelsmazecave)
Why is this so on brand for him though?
Banners saying "Genocide Gaza" and "Victory looks like zero people in Gaza" hanging in Tel Aviv
israel was an interesting experiment proving that genocide victims also will happily do genocide but can we end the experiment now
Bestie I am LITERALLY in your panel rn at NYCC
Wild
you’re telling ME !!!
if only i could tell the girl on the left that this is her future. 🥹
also: here’s your sign to never stop being “cringe.”
did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts
Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is
Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN
Joan Cusack has never appeared in a film that she did not steal.
And as for Debbie, I will always repost my stance on her end.
I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.
they would have been such good friends
Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.
His openers started off innocent enough.
Then, he started to push boundaries.
And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.
Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
He’s even witty in real time.
Neal is a hecking gift.
this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc
If homophobes weren't so awful to LGBT people, then maybe we'd be happier.
Hot Labor Summer becoming All Unions Autumn.
Woe be upon the corporations if they force us into Workers United Winter.
