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Jason once made the mistake of telling Damian that he ‘didn’t trust him any further than he could throw him.’

Damian was heartbroken.

Jason was suddenly snapped back from offhanded snark and was awkwardly repentant.

However…it’s Damian. Once you make a slip like that, it sticks. So, to prove to Damian that he did actually trust him, Jason’s only logical recompense was clearly to throw the kid as hard and as far as he could. He tried to select a soft enough surface to prevent permanent damage.

Explaining the sprained wrist to Alfred was not fun. And claiming it was ‘family bonding to help prove and internalize Damian’s worth and self-esteem’ didn’t help much, either.

“I don’t know what on earth crossed your mind to put such a harebrained notion into it, Jason Peter Todd,” Alfred almost growled as he carefully wrapped Damian’s wrist in a strap to keep it stable.

Jason was really angry at both himself and his fair skin at this point; his face was aflame and he wanted nothing more than to turn and run and never come back. “I–”

He hadn’t meant to hurt the kid. Really, he hadn’t. But he’d seen the look on his face, the instant after Jason’s smart remark had left his lips, and he never wanted to see the kid so devastated again.

Hell, he’d insulted the kid’s mother and father before. Multiple times. With swear words. He’d called Damian all sorts of awful things—and he hadn’t really meant any of it, of course he hadn’t—but…Damian had always taken those without so much as a flinch. Sure, he’d sputter indignantly and yell threats, but he did that in response to everything. But this…his eyes had been huge, and there were tears glistening in them. Fucking tears.

Jason couldn’t let that stand.

He knew he couldn’t take it back, or awkwardly explain that it was sarcasm, or go find Dick and make him explain it. He’d made this mess, he was the only one who could fix it. So he’d approached Damian slowly, like he would an injured animal.

“Dames. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it that way, I swear. I do trust you. I trust the hell out of you. You want me to prove it?”

Damian had stared up at him, eyes still huge and wary and expression cold and cut-off, but he’d nodded.

So Jason led him upstairs onto the soft grass in the backyard and picked him up off his feet, grasping him under his arms. He finagled the boy onto his shoulder. Damian gripped his arm with hard, clinging fingers.

“You wanna shift some? So you’ll go farther?” Jason asked, and Damian’s eyes glinted determinedly and he shuffled around until he was positioned semi-horizontally, like a javelin.

“Ready?” Jason asked, and Damian nodded harshly, eyes fixed on the field. Rearing back and planting his feet, Jason threw him.

As was, he supposed, fairly typical of these sorts of family interactions, it was only after he’d thrown Damian and saw him hurtling through the air as clear as day, tumbling end over end, that he thought What have I done, and, in increasing horror, Dear heaven, we’re still in view of the house. And when he heard the thud of the boy landing–along with a huff of breath leaving him as he hit—he was pretty sure he understood why Bruce went so pale anytime any of them did anything risky. He ran full out across the grass.

He reached Damian at the same moment that the child rolled up into a half sitting position, propping himself up on his elbow. “How far was that?” He asked, breathless and hoarse.

Jason was far too preoccupied with cupping the brat’s face in his hands and frantically feeling along his ribs for any breaks—what if the hoarseness was from a punctured lung, what have I done. “Who the hell cares?” Jason choked, brushing dirt from Damian’s cheek and wincing at the grass stains on his pants, along with the three foot tear in the grass where he’d apparently landed and rolled.

“It must at least be fifty feet, correct? Would you say?” Damian panted, trying to push himself up to his feet but sinking back down with a hiss. Jason grabbed him and pulled his arm closer to inspect it. Damian caught his breath when he extended the limb and bit hard into his lip.

Jason felt along his arm with his heart in his throat. He finally finished the length of the arm without feeling any obvious breaks—plenty of tenderness and swelling, but no breaks—and didn’t even have time to breathe a sigh of relief when hammering footsteps came up behind them.

“Master Jason, what on earth is going on?” Alfred had the shotgun at the ready. “I just saw Master Damian flying past the window and—” he trailed off at the scene in front of him, Damian half slumped against Jason, whose gaze immediately snapped to Alfred with his damned perpetual guilty expression. He’d always hated having that. Got him into so much trouble with Bruce.

“Of all the reckless, irresponsible things to do,” Alfred was practically on a tirade now. “He could have been badly hurt, and all because he irritated you?!”

Jason closed his eyes tightly, unable to say a word in his defense even though the facts were wrong.

“Pennyworth,” Damian said breathlessly, and he tugged on Alfred’s shirtsleeve. “He wasn’t trying to hurt me, he was trying to help me. He did as I asked.”

Alfred’s eyebrows went nearly into his receding hairline. “What in—why would you ask him to–?”

“He was helping me,” Damian repeated, glancing at Jason, who had barely managed to blink his burning eyes back open. “It’s alright. It was worth it. I know he trusts me, now.”

Alfred, for once, seemed lost for words. “This family,” he muttered, shaking his head and fumbling with a cloth as he cleaned his hands and wandered back off towards the staircase.

Damian cringed, but reached down and attempted to climb slowly off the table. Jason tried to force his useless, numb tongue to move, to work. “Kid, don’t. Don’t…don’t come…”

Too late. Damian landed with a light falter on his feet, trotted over to where Jason stood and firmly wrapped his lower torso in a hug.

“Thank you for your honor, Todd,” he breathed quietly, squeezing for a long, surprisingly fierce moment, before letting go and scurrying off, his own face flushed darker in embarrassment.

Jason just stood there for a long time.

IM CRYING OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTER PIECE

*incoherent screams*

Batsis Headcanons I Know Are 100% True

Author’s Note: I had fun writing this one ;) Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit​

ª     As the oldest in the family, she’s the one who keeps everyone happy and civil towards each other.

“Dad stop being a dickhead to Dick.”

“I’m not being a-”

“Dick stop being an arse-biscuit to dad.”

“I’m not being an arse-biscuit.”

“Well you’re both acting like children so grow up.”

ª     When she steps in, whatever the problem is, it’s done.

“Why don’t you say it to my face demon-spawn?”

“Get over here and I will.”

“Enough. Both of you.”

“He started it (Y/N)!”

“I don’t care. I’m finishing it.”

ª     Much like Dick, when she was old enough, she moved out.

ª     Not all the way across the map, just across the city so that she didn’t have to see everyone all the time.

ª     They still come over.

ª     Usually unannounced.

ª     With their friends.

“Why are you all always at my apartment??”

“’Cause your apartment is the coolest.”

“Okay? But you guys have your own apartments. I know you do because I helped you all decorate them. Why don’t you go there?”

“Because we love our older sister and we want to see her.”

“Well the feeling isn’t mutual. Fucking go home and take your friends with you.”

ª     She only has three rules: Clean up any messes, Don’t act like idiots, and Don’t use me as a shield to hide from something.

ª     The last one is usually ignored.

ª     In fact, it’s always ignored.

“The hell are you doing here Jason?”

“The old man is looking for me.”

“*Sigh* What for?”

“I might’ve stabbed someone tonight?”

“You might’ve or you did?”

“…The second one.”

“Didn’t I tell you not to come over when you’re running from something? I get dragged into it and I get in trouble too.”

“I love you big sis.”

“No the fuck you don’t.”

ª     She always gripes about when people leave doors open.

“I chime in, haven’t you people ever heard of CLOSING MY GODDAMN DOORS?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?! THE NEXT TIME I SEE A DOOR WIDE OPEN, I’M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOUR ASS TO MY FOOT! STOP LEAVING MY FUCKING DOORS OPEN! WE’RE IN GODDAMN GOTHAM CITY! YOU’RE PRACTICALLY ASKING SOMEONE TO ROB ME!

ª     Her shopping bills are outrageous as she’s feeding four growing boys, two speedsters with super-human metabolisms, two Kryptonians, and occasionally Roy and Kyle.

“Holy crap sis. You spent a grand at Walmart yesterday! Why?!”

“Hmm, I don’t know Dick, you tell me. Maybe it’s because I have two speedsters and two Kryptonians that eat all my food? Or maybe it’s because my brothers can’t be bothered to buy their own food and go to their own apartments to eat? I really don’t know why.”

“…Sorry…”

“Say that to my wallet and bank account.”

“At least Bruce pays for it.”

“Actually, your trust fund pays for it.”

“WHAT?!”

ª     More than once, she’s been woken up by the sound of her window opening in the wee hours of the morning.

“Jason, it’s two A.M. If that’s you coming through my window, I’m going to throw you off the fire-escape.

ª     Cue Jason mocking Dick’s voice.

“Uh, it’s not Jason, it’s Dick.”

“You wanna know how I know it’s not Dick? Because Dick would’ve already flopped onto the bed. You ain’t foolin’ anyone Jason.”

“…Figured I’d try anyways.”

“You figured wrong.”

ª     When Tim is over, it usually means that Bart and Conner will show up.

ª     She knows they get there when the sound of Bart running around her kitchen reaches her ears.

ª     She looks at Tim and just glares.

“Did you know that out of all of the speedsters, Bart eats the most?”

“Uh…I do now.”

ª     Bart’s been yelled at more than once for running around.

ª     The first time he got yelled at was when he ran smack into (Y/N) when she had a glass of wine in her hand.

ª     She made him sit on the couch and be deathly still for two hours.

ª     Conner is always respectful and knocks first before entering, so she doesn’t have a problem with him.

ª     Jon is the exact same way so she’s chill with them.

ª     No one uses the doors and it drives her up the walls.

“Why can’t you people use the doors?! It isn’t that hard!”

“But it’s a waste of time to walk up all the stairs when the window is right here.”

“Jason…I’m gonna throw you…out the God. Damn. Window.”

“You can’t lift me up.”

“Bitch I can squat two-fifty and I can bench-press two-fifteen. Wanna say that again?”

“…No…”

“Fuckin’ thought so.”

ª     Eventually getting tired of seeing her brothers and friends all over her bedroom floor, she moved into a penthouse where everyone has their own room.

ª     They still end up in hers.

“I MOVED INTO A PENTHOUSE SO YOU IDIOTS WOULD HAVE YOUR OWN ROOMS! GET OUT OF MINE!”

“But your room is so nice and comfortable!”

“I LITERALLY GIVE NO FUCKS TIMOTHY JACKSON! MOVE YOUR ASSES OUT OF MY ROOM.”

“Stop yelling (Y/N). We’re trying to sleep.”

“Homicide is a very serious crime and it’s a very serious crime that I will not commit no matter how angry I am.”

“Darn skippy sis.”

“Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Dick.”

ª     Bruce calls her every week to make sure she’s coming to Sunday dinner.

“You’re coming for dinner on Sunday, right?”

“Haven’t you gotten tired of asking that question? You’ve been asking it every week for the last nine years. You know how many weeks that is? Do you?

“Four-hundred-and-sixty-eight weeks.”

“And in those four-hundred-and-sixty-eight weeks, has my answer ever been no?

“No.”

“Then why do you keep asking me?”

“Because you’re my only daughter and I want to make sure you still love me.”

“You keep my brothers and their friends out of my penthouse, and I’ll love you forever dad.”

“I’ve been working on it.”

“Well work harder. Cause you ain’t workin’ hard enough.”

ª     The only time she’s appeased about them coming over is when Dick or Jason brings their hot friends.

“Hey Jason, is Kyle coming over later?”

“I think he was. He said he had something at home he needed to do first.”

“Good.”

“Why good?”

“Because Kyle is hot, and he has a nice butt.”

“Please don’t sleep with my friends.” 

“No promises.”

ª     But at the end of the day, she loves her family and she’s more than happy to share her home if need arises.

“You boys know you’re welcome to come over, right?”

“Really? You usually gripe about us coming over.”

“That’s because you guys never ask to come over Damian. You just show up.”

“At least I don’t pass out in the middle of your living room like Drake.”

“It was one-time pipsqueak!”

“One time too many.”

“I hate you.”

“I know.”

“I hate you both.”

“That wasn’t nice sister.”

“Tough titty said the kitty, the milks run out.”

Family Matters

Batfamily x batsis!reader

Requested by: @ashes-and-blood2365

“ Could I request a Batfam x sister!reader where the reader is a sophomore in high school and is freaking out about school and ends up having a panic attack over everything and the family helps get her through it? “

A/N: here you go, lovely!  I’m really sorry if I pictured sophomore student not in a correct way, as you may know I’m foreign and that was a new thing for me, hope you’ll still like it! 💕 

Warnings: canon doesn’t exist for me anymore, so I wrote this family the way I want to see them so BE PREPARED AND FUCK YOU, TOM KING! 

Wanna be tagged? Drop an ask! Check out my masterlist! 💕 All links are in bio! 💕

Enjoy reading, sweethearts! 💕

This hit me hard.

Face the Music

Prompt: If your requests are open, could you write a oneshot were batsis,who’s between Tim and Damian’s age or is Damian’s twin sister, is constantly ignored, like they don’t mean to but she’s just kind of invisible to/overshadowed by the batfam, so she decides on staying with the superfam over summer to help at the Kent Farm (Of course Alfred knows but he doesn’t tell) and the batfam doesn’t notice till like a month in that batsis isn’t at Wayne Manor and they’re trying to find her and such.

 ———-

Being the granddaughter of the Demon Head isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Being Damian’s twin sister is even worse.

“Dad?”

“Not now, Y/N”

Your father keeps his back turned and continues to talk to Damian. “Dad, I just …”

“I said not now!”

Damian’s lip curls slightly when he glances at you, “Leave now, Y/N. Father and I are discussing the Mission, which you are not a part of”

You flinch, and quickly leave the cave. “Alfred?”

“In the study, Miss Y/N. Were you able to talk to your father?”

“No, he was busy with Dami, he didn’t have time to talk to me”

Alfred sighs quietly, “You cannot allow the men of this house to ignore you, Miss Y/N”

“I try Alfred! I try to get their attention! But I’m just not good enough! I’m not part of the Mission so I don’t warrant any attention!”

Gentle hands draw you into a brief hug, “You do not need your fathers permission, this time. I will allow you to go to the Kent farm for the summer. Who will be there?”

“Kon, Clark, and Clarks mom, Martha. I’m gonna be helping out around the farm”

“Very well. As long as you promise to write to me at least once a week.”

That forces a chuckle out of you, “This isn’t the old times, Alfie. I can just call you”

“Perhaps I enjoy receiving letters, Miss Y/N”

“Alright, alright, I’ll do both. You’ll keep me updated on the boys?”

“Of course. Now” Alfred gently nudges you toward the door, “It is time for you to pack. I received a call from Mister Kent, he will be here in three hours to pick you up”

“Thanks, Alfred!”

You and Clark land in front of the Kent farm, Kon landing behind you. “Why is this bag so heavy?!”

Rolling your eyes you turn and take the duffel bag from your friend, “Stop whining! You have super strength, and the bag isn’t that heavy! It just has cloths in it!”

“Clark? Is that you?”

“Yeah, Ma! I brought Conner and Y/N with me!”

Martha Kent quickly steps out to the front porch, “Well don’t just stand there come give your mother a hug!” Clark smiles, quickly giving Martha a hug, Kon is next, and the, surprisingly, Marth wraps her arms around you. For a split second, you panic, not having receive a hug from anyone but Alfred in a long time.  “It’s so nice to meet you, Y/N! I hope you enjoy staying with us. Come on now, I’ve made pie”

Clank stands beside Conner, “They ignore her you know, the Bats. She didn’t even tell them she was leaving. The poor kids touch-starved and she doesn’t even realize it”

Conner nods, “I know, but Grandma will fix that. The two of us will just have to make sure that she has the best summer possible”

“Yeah, we will”

“Pennyworth, who were you talking to?”

“No one, Master Damian, just a family member of mine”

Damian’s eyes narrow but decides to let the subject go, “Father would like to know if you have seen Y/N. Todd asked where she was, and Father has not seen her”

“I can’t say that I have, Master Damian. I have not seen her in quite a while”

Damian hums, “Very well, I will tell father and Todd”

Almost an hour later Jason comes up from the Cave. “Alfred, Damian says that you haven’t seen Y/N? How long has it been?”

“Quite a while, Master Jason. Come to think of it, I cannot quite remember the last time I saw Miss Y/N”

“Damn, well I’m gonna try her phone again. If you see her, will you let her know I need to talk to her?”

“Of course”

“Thanks, Alfie”

Once Jason leaves, Alfred picks up the phone and calls Y/N. After a month and a half the rest of her family has finally notice that she wasn’t in the Manor.

“I don’t know, Kon. I’ve never ridden a horse before, what if I fall off?”

Conner chuckles, gently picking you up and putting you on the back of the horse, “If you fall, I’ll catch you. You don’t have to worry about falling, Blueberry’s really smooth”

“Alright, as long as you stay with me”

A gentle hand steadies you in the saddle, “Don’t worry, I’ve got you”

Once the two of you get going, and you learn how to balance on the horse, the ride is surprisingly easy. The two of you make a loop around the farm, just taking in the open land. By the time you get back to the farm house the sun is starting to disappear behind the horizon.

“It’s so peaceful here, I wish I didn’t have to leave”

“You can come back whenever you want, you know. Grandma already said that you’re welcome whenever.”

Before you can respond, Clark steps into the barn. “Alfred called while you were on your ride. He said your father has finally noticed that you aren’t in the Manor. Jason actually noticed you missing first.”

“I’m not missing, I tried to tell Dad where I was going, but he was too busy to listen”

“Well, you might want to call him and tell him you’re fine, because he just sent out an emergency alert to all members of the Justice League.”

“WHAT?!?!”

Clark runs a nervous hand through his hair, “Batman called a meeting, all of the original members of the Justice League are gonna be there. I think you should call him, let him know that you’re safe, and tell him to call off the search”

You’re shaking, everything seems like it’s too much as this point, “He can’t be bothered with me when I’m at the Manor. Clark I’ve been gone for a month and a half, almost two months at this point, and they are just now noticing that I’m gone. I’m so done right now. I’m not calling him, I’m not calling any of them. You can tell my father where I am when you have your meeting, but he won’t be hearing anything from me”

“You know that I have to tell him, right?”

“You really don’t, Kal” Conner throws an arm around your shoulders, drawing you close, “She’s right, they didn’t even notice that she was gone. Y/N can just live here, with me and Grandma, somewhere she’ll have people who care about her”

“Kon, you know that’s not the right thing to do …”

“IT’S NOT RIGHT HOW THEY TREAT HER!!” Conner visibly pulls back, reigning in his anger, “It’s not right how they ignore her, it’s practically child neglect.”

“I know, but now she can come here. Now she has us to look after her. She’s always welcome in either of our apartments.”

“Thank you guys. You – you don’t know how much this means to me. But, Clark’s right, he has to tell my father that I’m safe. You should probably head to your meeting now, I’m gonna enjoy the rest of today with Conner”

Clark nods, pulling you into a tight hug before he flies away.

“What if we run away together. We can find some remote island, I can fly back and forth to the main land for supplies. It could just be the two of us, and anyone else we decided to tell”

You and Conner are laying on the roof of the barn, watching the stars. You never knew how many of them there are, the Gotham smog tends to block out all starlight.

“An island, huh? I don’t really think I’d want to live on an island, too many sharks in the ocean. How about we live in the mountains.”

“That could work!”

“I’m kidding! I can’t just run away forever. Dad wouldn’t stop looking for me, and then he’d pull out the kryptonite just to he could beat the crap out of you!”

Connor pauses mid-laugh, “Clark’s on his way back. Bruce will be here in the morning, he had to take care of something in Gotham tonight”

“Of course he did. The Mission is more important than anything” Clark lands quietly beside you, still wearing the Superman suit, “So, how did your meeting go?”

“Bruce was angry. Apparently, Alfred refused to tell him anything, and at first so did I. Eventually I told him that you were somewhere safe. He managed to deduce that you were here. He said that he’ll …”

“Be here tomorrow morning, yeah, I know.”

“I’m sorry, Y/N”

“It’s not your fault, Clark. Like I said before, nothing comes before the Mission, not even his own children”

“Come down to the house, Ma made apple pie”

“Alright, it’s probably the last time I’ll ever have it. Dad will probably lock me in the Manor and then forget about me”

“We won’t let that happen, I promise”

“What are you gonna do, Conner? Break into Batman’s house, and kidnap me?”

Conner’s eyes briefly flash red, “If I have to, that’s exactly what I’ll do”

The next morning comes too soon. You know that your father is going to be angry, that he’s probably going to lock you in the Manor, and that your twin is going to be pissed that he had to look for you.

“I could hide you in the barn, you know.”

You roll your eyes, “I’m not hiding in a barn from my own father, I just wish that I could stay out here. It’s so … quiet compared to Gotham. There’s no villains, no vigilantes, no galas, nothing like that. Everything just seems simpler out here”

“I know what you mean. It’s nice to have a sanctuary. Clark has his Fortress of Solitude, and I mean I could go there too, but I like it better here.”

“I understand. Did Clark say what time Dad would be here?”

“No” Connor takes a huge bite of her cereal, pointing the now empty spoon at you, “He hasn’t tried to call you?”

“He can’t, remember, my phone slid off the roof, I haven’t exactly had time to get another one!”

“Oh yeah” He pauses, tilting his head toward the door. “Clark said that your dad is about 50 miles away, so he should be here in the next half hour”

“Yeah, I assumed he would be here early”

“There’s still enough time, we can make a break for it …”

You just roll your eyes, going into the kitchen to help Mrs. Kent clean up from breakfast. Exactly twenty-two minutes later Connor comes to get you. The jet is less than a mile away, and Clark said that it would be best if you were already waiting on the porch. The jet comes into view a minute later. Taking a deep breath, you square your shoulders an raise your chin, it’s finally time to face the music.

Jason is actually the first one out of the jet. He sprints up the porch steps and wraps you tightly in his arms.

“Don’t you ever do something like that again, you hear me?” He’s trembling, fine tremors wrack his whole body, “I thought something had happened to you. I’m gone for 3 months and you go missing, no one’s heard from you, no leads, nothing, you just aren’t there anymore”

Jason was the only one in your family, other than Alfred, who didn’t ignore you. He was constantly stealing you away from the Manor just to spend time with you, but sometimes he would go on missions that lasted between three to six months. Half the time he wouldn’t be able to contact you at all, and your father refused to tell you anything.

“I left a note for you …”

“Yeah, and all it said was that you were leaving for a while. That doesn’t help me, short stack! You scared the shit out of me!”

“Sorry, Jay. I kinda expected to be back before you came home”

“I asked B to wait in the jet until I talked to you. He’s pissed, Y/N. He flipped his shit when he realized you’d left. How long have you been gone, kid? Obviously, a while, you’re a hell of a lot tanner than when I last saw you”

“I’ve been here for almost two months as this point.”

Jason’s eyes widen, one hand running through his hair, “Two months … You’ve been gone for two goddamn months, and your own father didn’t fucking notice?!?!?”

“Um, yeah” You scratch the back of your head nervously, “I left with Conner and Clark on June 16th, and its August 3rd now”

“I’m gonna kill him”

“Don’t do that! You promised me no more killing unless absolutely necessary!”

“This is necessary!”

Mrs. Kent opens the front door, still drying her hands on a dish towel, “What’s all this ruckus out here? Clark! Where are your manors? Invite these nice people in for some snacks”

“Ma, I don’t …”

“Clark Kent, I know I raised you with manors”

“Yes, ma’am. Y/N, I’ll get Bruce and Damian from the Jet, why don’t you, Jason, and Conner head inside”

“Thanks, Clark”

Being stared down by your father and twin brother is extremely awkward, especially when they aren’t saying anything. It isn’t until after the snacks are cleared away, and everyone has once again moved out to the porch that they say something.

“Are you going to return to Gotham with us, sister? Or are you going to continue to run away and waste our time?”

“I didn’t run away, Damian!”

“tt” Damian rolls his eyes, mouth set in an almost permanent sneer, “You do not tell anyone where you are going, refuse to answer your phone, refuse to come home of your own violation … need I go on?”

“I tried to tell you and father! You two were too busy to listen to me! I told Alfred where I was going, and if anything happened I was living in the same house as two Super’s!”

Your father finally steps forward, getting in between you and your twin, “What you did was irresponsible and selfish, Y/N. What if the city needed me while I was out searching for you? People could have died because of your actions. Do you know what it’s like to have to worry about someone who …?”

Tears sting your eyes, “Go ahead! What were you going to say? Someone who can’t defend themselves? Someone who’s a disappointment? Someone who will never be the daughter you wanted? Someone who refuses to be ignored any longer?!” You take a deep shuddering breath, finally meeting your father’s eyes, “Then why did you come? Why did you come if I’m so terrible to have around?”

Bruce reaches out, tries to touch your shoulder, but you quickly evade, “Y/N …”

“No, you listen. I’ve been gone for two months! Two whole months, and you weren’t even the one to notice that I was gone! Jason noticed before you did, dad!” More tears slid down your cheeks, “Do you know what it’s like to be ignored like this? To be so easily forgotten? Dad, do you know why I was allowed to live?” Bruce shakes his head, “I was meant to die shortly after Damian and I moved in with you. Mother had orchestrated my death, it was meant to bring you closer to her, out of shared parental grief. I’m not sure why I didn’t die, but sometimes … sometimes I wish I did!!”

“Kid …”

It’s like all the fight’s drained out of you, and now you’re just tired, “It’s okay, Jason. I won’t argue anymore, I’ll go back to the Manor. I won’t leave anytime soon, it’ll be just like before”

“Y/N, don’t …”

You turn, facing Conner, “Thank you, for everything this summer. It was really nice to spend time with you, and I really hope that we can stay friends”

Conner envelopes you in a huge hug, squeezing you tightly to his chest, “Of course we can, we’ll be friends forever now.”

“Y/N”

“I’m coming father, I won’t keep you from Gotham any longer, just let me grab my bag”

“Sister …”

“Don’t start your shit, Damian. Being your twin sister has been hell, and right now I can’t take any of your insults”

Damian looks taken aback by your hostility, “I only wanted to say that I am sorry for how I treated you in the past, and I hope you know that … I will protect you if Mother ever tries to hurt you”

You let out an exhausted sigh, “Yeah, you’ll protect me, if you even notice me. I’ll be back in a minute, I need to pack”

Once Y/N is gone Jason, Conner, and Clark turn to face Bruce and Damian.

“You see what you’ve done now, Bruce? You see what I’ve been trying to tell you for years? Do you even know that girl? She’s been with you for six years now, she’s your daughter, and you don’t even know what her favorite color is!”

Bruce straightens, “I understand that I haven’t been very present in her life …”

“I’m gonna stop you there, Mr. Wayne. I understand that you’re Batman, that you protect Gotham from the bad guys, but did you ever think of how much damage you have done to that girl upstairs. Y/N is … she’s amazing, probably one of the most kind hearted and forgiving girls that I have ever met, and you’ve hurt her. You have made her feel worthless, like she doesn’t deserve attention, and I’ve been working for two months now to fix that.” Conner straightens his shoulders, “I’ll be visiting her a lot, just to make sure that you don’t undo what I’ve accomplished. You have a really special girl, Mr. Wayne, I’d hate to see you lose her forever.” Then the teenager turns and walks into the house.

“He’s right, Bruce”

“I know he’s right, Clark! I know I’ve messed up! I don’t need everyone here to tell me that”

Clark opens his mouth, but Jason beats him to it, “Then what are you going to do about it!? You can bitch that you know how terrible of a father you are, but what are you going to do to fix it? Because don’t think for once second that I won’t take her away from you. Conner and I won’t let you neglect her anymore. What you’ve been doing is considered child neglect, you’re just lucky that she’s old enough to take care of herself or she might be dead by now from your carelessness.”

“I’ll change, Jason, Clark. I’ll change for her, I’ll pay more attention, I’ll listen to her, I’ll go to counseling with her, I’ll go to parent classes if I have to! I didn’t realize …” Bruce breaks off when his voice cracks, his hands tremble, “I’ll be a good father, I promise”

Damian places one hand on his father’s shoulder, “I believe that we both have made mistakes, Father, and that we both have quite a long way to go until we gain Y/N’s trust back”

“We’ll do everything in our power to make this up to her. I didn’t realize how bad it had gotten” Everyone outside can hear Y/N and Conner coming down the stairs, “We have a long way to go to make it up to her, to prove that we care for her.” Bruce squares his shoulders, “We have to own up to what we’ve done, it’s time to face the music.”

It got real

This hurts my heart but it’s a good hurt (maybe??)

If anyone had told you a few months ago that you would be courted, and by a dragon no less, you would have laughed, or perhaps scoffed at their words. But now, walking with your tall imposing shadow close behind you, you cant help but smile. Even their quiet grumbling, does nothing to deter your glee.

As a bold -or perhaps simply stupid- villager, purposely knocks into you as you pass, your fiance decides they’ve had enough. Arm snapping out, they grip a fistful of the mans shirt, lifting them clean off the ground.  “Don’t touch my treasure!” They snap furiously, smoke starting to billow from their mouth threateningly, as if they weren’t intimidating enough already. 

Standing at almost nine feet tall, your fiance, currently in a humanoid form, is a rather impressive sight. Muscular body baring patches of scales that gleam like rubies, with large curved horns curling back from their head, strong wings and a tail that sways slowly, whipping back and forth in agitation. Covered in clothes of the finest quality, and adorned with riches that most of the villagers could only dream of, there’s nothing that isn’t impressive about your fiance. 

With a sneer, they drop the fool, flexing their claws menacingly and wrapping an arm around you as they go back to grumbling quietly. You cant really blame their protectiveness. It was this very village that offered you up as a sacrifice in the first place after all. 

Sweet! We can have steak all the time! And I bet he’s a great cook!

Now I’m even hungrier. Fuck.

And you’re right, I bet they are.

All I could think of is that kind of fairy tales which a prince must save the damsel from a dragon. But, when he goes there and tries to kill the dragon, the damsel comes to him with a shotgun, because why the hell not, and say “get your filthy, unworthy hands off my husband, you piece of shit” and oh God, now I want to read that story.

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Oh no. I need it.

How about  “get your filthy, unworthy hands off my wife.

THAT’S EVEN BETTER!!!!! QUICK! SOMEONE GET ME A DRAGON WIFE!

Gaygaygaygay

MAKE IT GAY!

Kobayashi dragon maid all over again—

No no no Fuck That.

Give me a Big Buff Scary Dragon Wife. 

BEHOLD

My w i f é

Shes definitely cute… but I want a wife 

that

can 

crush 

my 

motherfucking 

spine.

Boom

Super Soldier, Misunderstood

Characters: Y/n, Steve, Bucky

Pairing: Steve x Y/n (MALE READER)

Warnings: Semi-angst, reader jumping to conclusions, fluff, gay cuteness, Bucky being an awesome friend…

Word count: 900

Summary: No matter how big the misunderstanding, they always get resolved.

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic from @18aquamarine-flower18-Captain America x male reader this could be a semi-angst where the reader is crushing on Cap but Cap doesn’t know how to handle the situation. It got a bit dramatic…but I think it ended up decent…Hope u like it!! Oh, gif is mine…

“Buck-you seen Steve?”

“No”.

“Alright”, you sighed, stepping out of the room and leaving him alone.

The second the doors shut, Bucky turned around, leaning over the back of the couch where a figure lay on his stomach.

“You can come out now”, Bucky chided.

Steve clambered to his feet, brushing away the dust that had stuck to his t-shirt as he settled beside Bucky.

In which Bucky’s friends are blind gays, but they cute so we let it slide.

This is honestly just so adorable.

When cooking, does your character ever sample the ingredients or food as they go?

All I can think about is the story my dad told my brother and I about when he was still dating my mom.

Now, the thing to understand about my dad is he is super immune to spicy things. My aunt has a garden where she grows peppers and once when we visited she handed him one to see, but he assumed she was giving him it to taste, so he ate the whole thing. No big deal- this man gets a special meatloaf that’s 90% hot sauce because otherwise it’s ‘flavorless’- but my aunt turns back around and starts asking where the pepper went. He said he ate it and she starts freaking out. “Omigod you need milk- do you need to sit down?- sit down, I’ll get you the jug of milk-” Apparently he ate a ghost pepper (if memory serves). He said it was ‘okay’.

Anyways, once upon a time my dad was having my mom over to his house for the first time and was going to cook for her (he was a pretty good cook) and decided on chili. While chopping up what he assumed were regular peppers he goes “What I like best about cooking is sampling everything” and pops one in his mouth. 

He instantly feels like his mouth is on fire (still swallows it because he’s a prideful idiot) and starts drinking water like crazy. He said he had the faucet still running from cleaning the veggies so he stuck his mouth under that. He drank all the milk in the house and at least two gallons of water and a few hours later when he kissed my mom goodbye she said her lips were tingly.

We still have no idea what that pepper was.

Anonymous asked:

Can you write a Spider-Man Homecoming Michelle x fem!reader where the reader is a super sweet and cutesy and kinda old fashioned (sorry if I'm bad at explaining, but basically a 'good church girl' if that makes sense.)

  • Like everything else, M.J. was totally chill about your relationship
  • As soon as it was official (and maybe before that) she was just like “yeah, this is mine now”
  • Unlike you, who nearly fangirls over her
  • Oh ma gawsh look at my bae drawing she’s so good and cute”
  • That’s right, babe, you stand up for what you believe in do you need a snack?”
  • Unknown to you (or anyone, really) she fangirls over you, too, just internally
  • Why is she so cute doesn’t she know I have a hard enough time keeping calm already why she gotta make that face?”
  • I’m so tough” *sees you* “I’m weak and gay af”
  • You two have most classes together, which means that as soon as the bell rings, she has you tucked under her arm
  • You’re both huge on PDA, so cheek kisses, hand holding, and eskimo kisses were common
  • Somehow, no one at school knew you were dating
  • Heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
  • Neither of you really saw a problem with it until guys started approaching you
  • My bae is so cute when she’s being flirted with- wait what”
  • Michelle is not pleased seeing someone other than herself flirting with you, plus the fact that you were obviously uncomfortable
  • She very calmly walked up and placed herself between the guy and you and pulled you in for a kiss, flipping the guy off behind her back
  • You squeaked, but weren’t about to turn down smoochies
  • By the time she pulled away the guy was gone and everyone was staring
  • Michelle saw an opportunity
  • “This,” she pulled you closer “is mine. Don’t touch. Don’t flirt. I’ll bust your balls.”
  • “B-Babe..”
  • “Shh let it happen”

Imagine Damian taking advantage of young!batsis liking him most

Sequel to “Imagine Damian not liking young!batsis until his name is her first word” and inspired by @azziezee!

  • “Alright, Y/N, time for bed.” “She’ll be sleeping with me tonight, thank you very much. She sleeps much better if I’m with her.”
  • “Open up, princess, here comes the airplane.” “I’ll feed her- she probably just doesn’t want it from you.”
  • Damian’s little jabs about how you liked him more than any of your other brothers was getting old fast
  • He had even taken over your speech lessons from Dick, claiming “she’s more eager to learn from me”
  • Unfortunately, you were happy to spend time with your Dami, so none of them had the heart to complain
  • They should have seen it coming when Damian walked into the dining room with you in his arms and a smug look on his face
  • “What’s got you so happy, son?”
  • “Only that Y/N has now learned to say everyone’s names.”
  • Jason is the first to react
  • “Yes! Y/N, who’s this?” 
  • He pointed to himself with a grin, eager to hear you say his name
  • You smiled and reached for him with a pudgy hand
  • “Dead!”
  • The room went silent
  • Jason was the first to realize what a mistake it had been to give Damian control of her speech lessons
  • He turned to Damian, furious
  • “Why you-”
  • Damian cut him off and pointed to Dick
  • “Y/N, who’s that?”
  • You slapped your hands over your ears just like you had been taught to when someone says a naughty word
  • Dick actually found this hilarious and joined in the fun, pointing to Tim
  • “Do you know who that is?”
  • You grinned, immensely enjoying this game
  • “No!”
  • It took a second for them to realize that was your answer and not you refusing, but when they did they all burst out laughing, save for Tim, who was mildly offended
  • Bruce gave Damian a reprimanding look, but was suppressing a smile
  • “Damian..”
  • “I know, Father, and I taught her proper names as well. Y/N, who’s really here?”
  • “Dami, Jay, Richie, Tim-Tim, Dada, Pop-Pop!” 
  • You pointed a plush finger at every family member you ticked off, making sure not to miss Alfred as he put the food on the table
  • Dick squealed and plucked you from your high-chair, rubbing his nose against your squishy cheek
  • “Yes, my princess still loves me!”
  • You ignored him, deeming the mashed potatoes Alfred put on your plate more important
Anonymous asked:

Imagine trans girl ! Damian Wayne and a reader who helps her transition

I accidentally made this way longer than I meant to, but I got excited >.

  • She knew deep down that she could come to you with this
  • You were the one who greeted her with a hug when she introduced herself indignantly as ‘Bruce Wayne’s blood son.’
  • You were the one that wandered into her room to see if she wanted to make cookies with you and Alfred, only to freak out and grab the first aid kit upon seeing that she had gone out as Robin and scraped her knee
  • “Unhand me, I am the blood-!” “You’re hurt is what you are! Just let me put a band aid on it so it doesn’t get infected!”
  • She ended up with a Power Rangers band aid and a kiss on the cheek ‘for good luck’
  • You had instantly accepted her as the newest addition to your hodge-podge family and had always accepted her for all her faults
  • But, above the feeling of security that you brought was the overwhelming fear
  • After all, she had been told for years that her worth lay in the fact that she was Ra’s Al Ghoul’s grandson and Bruce Wayne’s blood son.
  • What would happen once you knew that that wasn’t true?
  • Finally, she decided in a spur-of-the-moment to just tell you
  • You had walked with her to her room to continue your conversation on potential pranks to play on Jason
  • Before you could walk away she grabbed your arm and pulled you in
  • You didn’t have time to ask what was up before she said it all at once
  • You didn’t scoff. You didn’t laugh. You weren’t disgusted
  • You sat down with her on her bed and spent the night talking
  • But first, you took her hand in yours
  • The simple gesture relieved her so much that she had to hold back tears
  • Once the two of you started talking she couldn’t hold them back and she spent the night with her head on your shoulder blubbering
  • “I-If you te-tell the others -hic- about thi-is, I’ll ki-kill you.” “Of course,”
  • She wasn’t ready to tell the others yet, but your acceptence made her more comfortable with the idea of coming out to them
  • She felt uncomfortable every time someone used the wrong pronouns, so you didn’t use any pronouns when talking about her to other people
  • Sleep overs in each others rooms became more and more frequent until it was just a matter of deciding whose room to go to
  • This made your brothers suspicious and they tried to give you their version of the birds and the bees, to which you screamed for Damian and she smoke-bombed the two of you away
  • Eventually, she decided she was ready and you told all your siblings to come to the manor for dinner with the guise of ‘I miss you all’ and skillful use of skype and puppy eyes
  • The dinner went great and you and Damian timed her announcement perfectly so that if it went poorly she could go to her room without worrying about getting hungry
  • She stood up, holding your hand that she had grabbed before the first person arrived and hadn’t let go, and told them all
  • There was a stretch of silence where her grip tightened before Dick spoke up
  • “Oh thank God, I thought you were pregnant!”
  • You threw a roll at his head as the family all told Damian variations of ‘we love you no matter what’ and ‘we’re glad you trusted us enough to tell us this’
  • Alfred simply smiled
  • “You knew, didn’t you, Pennyworth?”
  • “Nothing gets past these eyes, young mistress.”
  • Shewasn’tcryingyou’recrying
  • “Yeah, we’re all happy for you, Dami, but we have pressing matters to attend to.” Dick launched a spoonful of mashed potatoes into your hair. “VENGENCE!!!”
  • The shout spurred a food fight that Damian happily took part in
  • Of course, that wasn’t the end
  • The transitioning stage was difficult
  • Damian was caught in a strange state of mind where she wasn’t used to her new pronouns, but she was entirely uncomfortable with her old ones
  • Luckily, you were by her side (quite literally most of the time), sticking to her pronouns and correcting anyone who used the wrong ones
  • “Y/N, how do you feel about your youngest brother’s coming out?” “My youngest sister is finally comfortable in her own skin and that’s what’s important.”
  • One day she came home from school to find Jason fleeing the house with Tim on the back of his motorbike
  • “Good luck, Dami!”
  • She was confused until she walked inside to find you and the rest of the girls waiting inside
  • “Surprise!!” “What’s this?” “Initiation! Whenever we get a new girl in the family, it calls for a girl’s night!”
  • You all grabbed her and carried her up to your room to begin the festivities
  • Turns out, Wayne Girl’s Night™ is l e g e n d a r y
  • Bruce condemned himself to the Batcave and your brothers all fled as soon as they caught wind of it
  • Alfred stayed because he wasn’t there for Cassandra’s and they nearly burned the manor down
  • You all spent from when Damian got home until when you all passed out at 6 a.m. doing hair, make up, and nails, watching movies, destroying the kitchen baking, and cranking the music to the max to have a dance party
  • All in all, Damian had never been happier

Imagine Damian not liking young!batsis until his name is her first word

  • You couldn’t defend yourself, you couldn’t handle weapons, you couldn’t climb the stairs on your own, you couldn’t even talk
  • In Damian’s mind, that meant you were useless
  • He couldn’t understand why everyone fawned over you so much
  • He was slightly jealous that his father cared for you so much when you weren’t even blood
  • He could admit (not out loud, of course) that you were smarter than the average child your age
  • You may have not spoken your first words yet, but you could tie your shoes, dress yourself (unless it was one of those fancy dresses you were made to wear at galas), and make your own breakfast (Dick insists that cereal counts)
  • Despite Damian’s obvious distaste for you, you adored him
  • You were constantly following him, hanging on his leg, or just staring at him, annoying both him and your other brothers 
  • “How could my little princess like you so much?” “If I knew I’d stop, Grayson.”
  • “Obviously, we’ll have to teach her about standards before she starts dating.” “Shut up, Drake.”
  • “Now, Y/N, this,” *points to himself* “Is your best brother. And this” *points to Damian* “Is a devil-child” *watches you attach yourself to Damian’s leg* “….well, f*ck.”
  • One day Damian had an argument with Bruce that led to him leaving the mansion in his Robin costume to blow off some steam
  • It was late by the time he got back and he didn’t want to risk running into his father again, so he planned to climb in through his bedroom window.
  • His plans were foiled when Alfred exited the mansion to take out the trash, making Damian hide among the shrubbery
  • He didn’t want to risk the all-knowing butler seeing him and he didn’t want to go all the way around the back of the mansion to her to his room, so he climbed through your window instead
  • He assumed you would be asleep and he could sneak his way to his room, but he was wrong
  • As soon as his feet touched the floor he could hear you making curious noises from your bed, which had railings attached to the sides so you couldn’t fall off
  • Your noises went from curious to urgent when you laid eyes on your youngest brother, or rather, the cut on his arm
  • He tried to shush you, but you grew louder and made grabby hands at him
  • “Dami! Dami! Dami hur!”
  • His breath caught in his throat and he froze before approaching your bedside
  • “Dami’s okay, Y/N.”
  • As soon as he was within reach of your stubby arms you grabbed him
  • He watched as you took your favorite blankie that went everywhere with you and wrapped it around his cut, tying it the same way you tie your shoes and placing a kiss on it once you were done
  • You stood on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around his neck, repeatedly saying his name as if you knew how much his resolve weakened each time
  • Eventually he realized you weren’t letting go and climbed over your railing to lay down with you, letting you make yourself comfortable on his chest
  • At this point he was fairly certain that you didn’t want him leaving and getting hurt again, the thought melting his heart
  • Maybe you weren’t so useless...
  • Oh, you thought that would be it? That he wouldn’t take full advantage of this?
  • The next morning you both woke up early and went down to wait for the rest of the family
  • As soon as they were all there and casually making conversation while waiting for Alfred’s pancakes, he found his time to strike
  • “I was thinking I’d take Y/N to the mall today. Barbara wants to pick out some new clothes for her and they just put in a carousel.”
  • “Too bad for you, Grayson. Y/N will be joining Titus and I for a walk this morning and training this afternoon.”
  • The entire family stared at him in silence
  • “Since when do you want to be with her and what makes you think she wants to go with you and not me?”
  • Damian ignored the first part of the question and turned to you as you munched on cereal
  • “Y/N, who do you want to go with today?”
  • You threw your arms in the air happily and began chanting, “Dami! Dami!”
  • Bruce’s jaw dropped
  • Tim spat out his coffee
  • Jason choked on his spit
  • Dick looked like he was having an aneurism
  • Alfred’s eyes widened and he almost burned a pancake
  • Damian smirked
  • You were blissfully unaware of the Hell you’d just unleashed and returned to your Cheerios

My favorite episode of the powerpuff girls.

This was legit EVERYONE’S favorite episode and if they tell you different they 1)haven’t seen this one or 2) are lying.

Also, while they’re all sparkly and got their eyelashes lengthened and all, Buttercup is still just “No.” and that’s why she’s my favorite powerpuff <3

Holy shit... So everyone says that Buttercup of the Powerpuff Girls is a lesbian.... Isn't it odd that her male version from the Rowdyruff Boys is named Butch....?

I don’t think I’ve ever reblogged so fast

Young Justice S1 Imagine: Guy flirts with you and they get jealous

Robin/Dick

  • very good at hiding it
  • talks to the flirty guy in smart comebacks that also make you laugh
  • arm around you tightly
  • once the guy’s gone you’d kiss his cheek and say how cute he was
  • “Cute? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
  • “You were totally jealous!”
  • “Nope, that doesn't sound like me."
  • "Whatever. You know I only have eyes for you."
  • "....maybe I was a little jealous."

Kid Flash/Wally

  • pouty
  • finally understands how you feel when he flirts
  • he’d ignore the guy until you got uncomfortable or the comments got to a certain point
  • “Lay off dude, they’re taken.”
  • “Thanks Wally, what a creep.”
  • he’d feel bad for not stopping it sooner and keep an arm around you the rest of the day
  • "I’ll keep the creeps away, babe."
  • "Hehe, my hero."

Superboy/Conner

  • anger
  • you’d be so oblivious you wouldn’t understand what was happening
  • doesn’t take long for him to get pushed over the limit
  • “Leave them alone!”
  • “Conner! What’s wrong?!”
  • he’d be so dumbfounded by your innocence he’d just stare at you
  • “Seriously?”
  • “What?”
  • “...From now on, you’re not leaving my side.”

Aqualad/Kaldur

  • very mature about it
  • straightforward
  • “Please leave and flirt with someone who isn’t in a relationship.”
  • feels embarrassed afterwards
  • “I apologize for being so jealous.”
  • “Aw, it’s fine Kaldur. It shows you care!”
  • you’d tease him about it for as long as possible since he doesn’t get worked up often.
  • “You’re just a big ol’ jellyfish, aren’t you?”
  • “Only because I care.”

Artemis

  • wouldn’t say anything to the guy
  • silent glare is deadliest weapon
  • protective arm around you
  • obvious hints that you’re hers
  • “Want something more to drink, babe?”
  • after a bit you’d blatantly tell the guy no
  • “Not only do I not swing that way, you disgust me. I clearly have a girlfriend.”
  • she’d burst out laughing as the guy blushed and left
  • “You’re the best, babe. Let’s get ice cream.”

Miss Martian/M’gaan

  • shy
  • you’d ignore the guy in favor of making sure she’s not uncomfortable
  • she’d blush at the comments more than you
  • you’d be at the pet shelter which made room for lots of sexual lines
  • distract her by giving the animals funny names
  • “Look, Meg! This black grumpy one looks like Batman! He’s the Bat cat!”
  • you’d crack before her
  • “Dude, lay off, I’m trying to have a good time with my girlfriend.”
  • “Sorry I didn’t do anything.”
  • “It’s fine, hun. You’re too sweet to tell someone off like that, but that’s why you’re so cute!”