me when i was 13: depression isn’t a joke its serious !!! fuck you !!!

me now: hey who wants to place bets on my suicide date lol

If our ass was split horizontally, it would clap when we go down the stairs.

a white supremacist released a manifesto referencing the much-promoted by the alt-right conspiracy theory of “the great replacement”, then livestreamed his explicitly racist and islamophobic killing spree (in a mosque, no less) and told people to subscribe to pewdiepie on this livestream

internet radicalization is not a joke, it is not ironic. lauren southern does not have “different ideas”, she has blood on her hands. so does pewdiepie. no more tolerance for the right wing’s racist ideology, and no more tolerance for “ironic” racism.

Fucking Christ.

We need to dead the “lone wolf” narrative on these mass murderers. IT’S STOCHASTIC TERRORISM. They’ve been radicalized to shift white supremacy by any means necessary…

I don’t know… I’ve just been in a slump recently.

can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read

Reblog to join hands with the person you reblogged this from and sing while Tumblr burns.

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

this changed me as a person

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

@phallicasfuck

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

I like how this post didn’t threaten me or my mother if I did not reblog…very wholesome. Have a great Thursday

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

want my mf neck kissed

not meaning to sound like a total slut but I really want my hair played with

And to be held and kissed

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

I know I’m That Guy™ , but it is possible to advocate for social reform without sweeping under the rug the very real tragedies and human rights violations that have existed under communist regimes

I get that this doesn’t fit your edgelord communist aesthetic but it costs $0 to reblog this and let your followers know you aren’t advocating to repeat the mistakes of the past

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual, or and want all racists dead

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter