Lexi

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort

itsjustabutton

Got an Essay to Write?

Here’s how to use up space when you are just absolutely done with life

-make all periods a font size or two up from the one you’ve been directed to use

-put two spaces after every period

-WATCH YO COMMAS you’re prob missing fifty of them

-2.15 space it

-MLA format the header

-use “such as” instead of “like”

-use “therefore” or “as a result of” instead of “so”

-add a space after every indent

-make the margins on your paper a TINY bit bigger

-get rid of all contractions

-see that word that’s so close to being on the next line? put it on the next line

*keep in mind that one or two of these may conflict with the essay’s instructions

*don’t forget to take a break and breathe some non-recycled air and close your eyes and love yoself <3

this has gotten me through several papers so i hope this helps. reblog this please, save a grade and some sanity

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

me as a pilot

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport

person: u dont have ur drivers license yet lmao? wtf

me internally: No, I don't have my driver's license yet because of a slew of incredibly personal reasons, most all of them centering around the fact that my anxiety disorders make it hard for me to concentrate and I don't feel comfortable behind the wheel of thousands of pounds of metal because of it. Not to mention the fact that I don't exactly have the money for a car or gas in the foreseeable future even if I did feel comfortable driving (which I don't).

me externally: yeah lol im just lazy yknow

passion

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

moonnriver

Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

e-clv

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews

coltre

I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.

okaymad

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS

stitch loves you stay safe

GIF by wildchildlivedreams

stitch is the most adorable thing ever.

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

i am 41 cheetos tall

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos

edan-not-eden

a compilation of tyler oakley protecting his carpet

computersaresadtoo

XP/98 remix

ok what the fuck

blingblingbaby

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