check out this periodic table

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

Forever a favorite

World Heritage Post

ngl this goes crazy

finnster is just somethinge else man

shout out to girls (me) who want to look femme (me) but who grow facial hair extremely quickly (me) and are suffering (me)

ACTUALLY NO. FUCK THIS POST

I made a better version.

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This animal is called an "octopus".

Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

when did this happen

YOOOOO congrats Gregory!!

awe thank y-

what did you just call me.

garlic bread.

the calmness that permeates over me every time I experience this… I don’t subscribe to heaven but this is my Eden

Me: *scrolling twitter in bed*

My gf: "I like to think Mario and Luigi are both colour blind and think they have matching outfits"

Me: *fucking losing it*

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

see I like bullshit like this more than those "the first letter of your name" things because this one literally can't harvest data because everyone's username is definitionally already public

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

like, you're telling me I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow with the complete knowledge of all the things all the horrors these guys have gone through

picture a mad scientist

i just want everyone following me to be picturing a mad scientist right now

Gorgeous thread this morning on Twitter by @jeffreymarsh!

A few more:

We’ve always been here

We will always be here

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

"We found this here fucker wandering some fields. The domesticated fool knew nothing of the world. Obviously, they're our child now."

Calling all my pretty boys

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

tiger’s face when he sees the jungle!!

Iiiiits grrrreat