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TOO WIERD TO LIVE, TOO RARE TO DIE

@fandoms-fiend

crazy lazy gen-z

i love when dean is visibly, textually in love with cas because sam crucially is Not and the contrast makes dean’s feelings so obvious<3 also i love when dean and cas are visibly, textually Different and grouped as a Couple by showing how close they stand versus sam’s blocking being many several feet away from them<3

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

Tumblr has fact checking?

apparently???

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

you cannot all have been weird little girls btw. I know some of you were mostly normal and are just clout chasing

"I made 'potions' out of mud and leaves in the back yard, tee hee"

okay Sandra, you and everyone else. I'm going to need to hear some freakish shit from you immediately or you're out of the club

I love each and every one of you and I am making you all cups of your beverage of choice. okay. we would have been great friends in elementary school. but some of your tags are kind of proving my point.

"I pretended to be [animal] with my friends" “I ran on all fours” "I ate [non-edible substance]" “I collected [substance readily available outdoors]” "I thought I had [superpower]" “I had tea parties with [entity incapable of drinking tea]” “I pretended to be [creature that I am not]” “I made ‘potions’ out of [substance that can be readily found outdoors]”

these are all intensely common things for children to do. this is just having an imagination. this is simply being a child. now I call top bunk (I like climbing the ladder) and do you want to braid each other’s hair.

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

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pottery. you have invented pottery, again

i will beat you with a hammer

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MEANWHILE IN INDIA FOR THE PAST 3000+ YEARS

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pretty sure techbros keep doing their stupid "inventing the same shit again" thing is just bc they wanna be able to copyright and profit off their "invention" like a brand

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hi im complaining about tiktok again and i know this has been said a million times but i despise how the self-censorship that got really popular on there is quickly becoming the norm. why is my podcast that i listen to that is by and for adults and swears regularly censoring the word "sex" in its episode descriptions on spotify, a platform where they dont even censor officially uploaded song titles for songs like "fuck the pain away." why are there book blurbs using "unalive" completely in earnest. why are people on twitter writing s3x. youtubers can at least handwave having to bleep terms like "heroin" bc that's specifically a youtube problem but why in an era where everyone is handwringing about how everything is Literally 1984 do people not seem to care about grown adults gleefully regressing into homestuck typing quirks and ugly babytalk