Wit Beyond Measure Is Mans Greatest Treasure

it’s giving bella and edward

That was normal.

i hope your ship goes canon is basic. i hope your fifteen year long rpf conspiracy goes canon in a forty five minute video where they make fun of you the entire time is scary. it happened to me

1 million views on the phil tweet holy fuck

boss you don't understand. this is a category five fandom event

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

dan [not like other girls] announcing he's officially a 34 year old white man with a podcast. love him eternally

call it the amazing podcast is not on fire cowards

“New Dan and Phil clickbait video!!” I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

dan howell's therapist deserves a pulitzer prize

in all the joy and celebration, we have forgotten the fallen.

rest in peace danandphilgames. babygirl you lived, you served cunt, and you died. godspeed

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14

i LOVEEE the confirmation that dan and phil really are uhaul lesbians fell in love over the internet in the matter of WEEKS said i love you fast as fuck and moved in together as quickly as they could and been together ever since that's wtf im talking about!!!

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

congrats dan and phil on the hard launch 💙

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

so it turns out phan is real