I MOVED. TRY AND FIND ME.

me everyday

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

The thing that fucks me up about tumblr is that there is literally a text post that says “none pizza with left mineral” and i laughed, and i reblogged it, and it was only after i laughed and reblogged it that I realized that post is just a random collection of five words that make no fucking sense to anyone in the real world 

my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Yes please! #books #fandoms #fangirl #themortalinstruments #theinfernaldevices #harrypotter #divergent #percyjackson #heroesofolympus #thehungergames

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

Tom Hiddleston would faint

Creative Art:  This Artist Takes Photographs of People On the Street, Then Doodles Over Them - Yaratıcı Sanat: Sanatçı sokakta insanların fotoğraflarını çeker ve onların üzerilerini boyalar. by Geeohsnap

This is unreal

The last picture is the face of fear.

this is literally everyone on tumblr

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

basically

OH

This puts it in perspective doesn’t it?