a Sleep/Deceit commission for @shesavampirequeen 💤🐍💚

This is the one thing that brings me back from the dead

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

And this blog barely knows what month it is, let alone what day, so you’re safe here too. 

commissioned for @not-so-innocent-bi-sander for their logince fic you can find here!

//DONT REPOST MY ART(ESPECIALLY COMMISSIONED ART)//

reblogs ok

Yeah, I wasn’t going to do the first thing, lol. You’ll have to commission me for personalised stuff like that, and even then, 18+ is the requirement for anything nsfw.

Pause if you want to after he offers to listen. - Mod Kødd

Top o’ the mornin’ to ye, laddies! Made this one last year and didn’t get to post it, soooooo here you go.

Happy St. Paddy’s Day! Drink responsibly!

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

Rare never before seen footage of @markiplier , @therealjacksepticeye and Bob meeting for the first time irl! This is 100 percent real and how it happened! Enjoy! :3

I love this video because

1) Look at fetus Ethan!!!

2) Ethan NYOOMS highfiving everyone

3) Look how fucking fast he skids to a stop to hug Seán like holy shit

4) How offended Mark gets XD

HOLY SHIT WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😭😭

MY BOYS!!!!!

BBY BOI!! HE’S SO GROWN UP!!

For that anon who wanted to know how I shade!!

To sum it up, establish where your kight source is and place shadows accordingly!

Ive been shading a bit differently recently so this is outdated, but the principal still stands!!

Yup, that’s Thomas.

People: stop talking about thomas’ butt!!!

Thomas: *posts a picture of his butt*

It’s one of the few constants in this life.

I wasn’t exactly ready-

me @ nonbinary people who’s chosen name is gendered: 💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤

me @ nonbinary people who’s preferred pronouns are he/him or she/her: 💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤

me @ nonbinary people who don’t present androgynously: 💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤💙💜💛💝💞💟💖💚💕❤

me @ anyone who hates on them: 🔫😡✊❌👊🔫✊🔫😡✊❌🔫😡✊❌👊

Another OC revamp/reboot: Seth!

They’re the dad friend, 27 but having a midlife crisis, and good to have around just in general.

I love him

Thought: Tap-dancer Patton

this is my legacy

its 4 in the morning but this is the funniest fucking bnha thing ive seen yet

Okay but I will never stop talking about this. His voice? The riffs? Everything about it is beautiful and gave me actual chills.

HIS VOICE ACTUALLY LITERALLY BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES WHAT SORT OF WITCHCRAFT IS THAT

it’s well past christmas now, but i don’t even care because he has the voice of an angel

Me when I found this the other day

not to sanders sides on main but him doing roman’s hand gestures while wearing a patton sweater?

royality take the wheel

DUN DUHN DUN

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

ITS THE EXTENDED VERSION

Mirror mirror, Sebastian Magnani (because)