This woman is a national treasure. She was dead serious too while telling that story.
Happy 75th Birthday to my queen. A woman loved and cherished by ALL!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: “Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says: "Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”
Disney plus is not even available in china i am begging you to stop blaming American homophobia on China
Nimona was going to get a film and they CANCELLED it? I never even heard they were making this. Apparently they laid off the team cos of coronavirus but man, what a loss. Nimona is great and I’m positive it would have made an awesome movie.
“Cos of coronavirus” nah fam they bought the studio making Nimona, which was MOSTLY DONE, and cancelled the project. Disney is a multibillion dollar corporation and could easily afford to continue funding the project to completion but willfully chose not to. They chose to kill it. Not because of China or Russia or COVID, but because they are at their roots still supremely bigoted, including anti-gay. Don’t let their rainbow-washing fool you. Disney is not your friend.
Support Creators and Artists, not the cooperation.
Here’s the thing, it’s unfair to call Disney ‘bigoted’ and call it a day… when the reality is so much more sinister than that, and deserves to be scrutinised in detail.
Disney is devouring IPs. That’s a fact. They acquire smaller studios, including all original IP from those studios as well as any rights that were sold to them (even when the original creators did so specifically so Disney wouldn’t get their hands on the IP). Doing anything with that IP isn’t a priority, they just want it, because if they don’t own it, someone else does. And that won’t fly when you want to be the only purveyor of entertainment media in the world.
Any bigoted actions are an interplay of that and Disney’s funding priorities. The company doesn’t give a single solitary crap one way or the other. Hell, if LGBTQ+ content was universally accepted, they’d just flood the market with nothing but that. BUT! That’s not the case today. They’re peddling to the common market, which is bigoted because society is bigoted. Not even in the “Gays is bad” way, but simply “I don’t have anything agaist The Queers, I just don’t know why the have to shove it in my face.”
And you can say “Oh but if the film was so close to finished they could have just funded it the rest of the way!” But that’s not the point. The point is, they want that IP to sit on, like a dragon on its treasure hoard. They want to have it available should they decide 10 years from now that it’ll make all of the money. They want to prevent anyone else from making that money in the meantime. They want the positive press if 3 years from now they do decide to finish it, in a cynical bid to overshadow some new leak of abuse within the company.
That’s the truly sad thing; this isn’t malice. It’s Disney doing business in the same way it’s always done. And it’s crippling, hurting, destroying art.
absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met
the seven year old daughter of some npc i’m helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!
me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:
Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. I’ll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, “you think you can beat me?”
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I made this. Don’t know why. Now it’s y’all’s problem.
hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”
THE PUMPKIN!!!
space australia probably isn't even a thing anymore but has anyone talked about star trek.
very specifically, aliens are weirded out by the fact that every single human refuses to wear red shirts when not on their home planet
so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:
WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE
you know................. like bf...............
Small kids will look up at you and with no prompting be like “umdidjyou no dat um one time my mommy and me um we um we we we went to da zoo and when I was there um last summer we went to da zoo and didjyou no what was dere? A koala I seen those on Wild Krats.”
Like wow you have no idea how conversation works but boy are you giving it your all - I will stand here and look mildly surprised the whole time and when you’re done I’ll say “really?” And you will nod and look so victorious.
Yeah I've been babysitting since I was 10 and teaching/working in preschool classrooms since I was 14 so... Welcome to my entire life.
And imo, kids know how to converse way better than adults. Why do adults feel the need to have some trivial on-ramp about How Things Are Going that's full of vague lies? Kids are like, 'I thought of an experience I've had in my life, and since I trust you I will now share this memory aloud and strengthen our bond.' Kids converse from a place of instinct and pure desire to connect. It's beautiful!
Adults add a bunch of bullshit and expectations that are boring at best, and anxiety-inducing at worst. Stop it!! Be more like kids!
This really turned into a whole essay and that was not my intention...
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
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What is happening? 😂
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LMAO He just said he does
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LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
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IT’S BACK
Thread was missing my fave part.
i’m actually wheezing at all of this
Reblogging for the last part! 🤣🤣🤣
A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦
The face of a changed man:
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she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move
She literally just looks like that
And she has matching friends
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I’m not bisexual, but I imagine that video is peak bi energy and I support it