Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.
seeing yourself in the target self checkout camera really is the most humbling thing on the planet…. got me asking myself who tf is that crackhead barbarian staring back at me
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
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what?
I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep
10inchflaccid
hope youre okay
Okay but what about 1 million notes on an egg
the people who make vine threads and compilations long after it’s gone are the modern day equivalent of scholars recreating and preserving the remains of the library of alexandria
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January is the free trial month for 2019 so anything messy that happens during this month dont count
the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church
Listen up you emo fucking rats
2019 is just around the corner and we know everyone is excited for it BUT
- DO NOT HARASS THE BOYS
- DO NOT SEND THEM HATE FOR MCR
- DO NOT BE ASSHOLES TO EACH OTHER ABOUT HOW THEY CELEBRATE THEIR 2019
- BE RESPECTFUL TO EVERYONE INVOLVED
- BE KIND TO EVERYONES DECISIONS
- PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO THE BOYS THEY HAVE DONE SO MUCH FOR US THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS RESPECT THEIR DECISION AND THEIR LIVES
Just over all killjoys respect the boys and everyone else in our year BUT WITH THAT BEING SAID GRAB YOUR BOOTS AND MASKS AND HAVE FUN OUT THERE YA FUCKIN’ CRAZY ANIMALS
Killjoys make some fucking noise
some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”
that-emo-killjoy
Brendon Urie
Happy Chrimmus
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It’s Chrismin
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Merry Crisis
bigfatmeananti
Merry Chrysler
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: i still can’t believe simon’s fucking “friends” abandoned him after he was traumatically outed to the entire school, over something as petty as high school relationships. they didn’t even take an “i love you but i’m mad at you” approach, they forced him to face returning to school alone, even sit alone at lunch in total isolation. The hate incident happens in the cafeteria and they don’t do ANYTHING. they don’t stand up and say anything, they don’t support simon, they don’t even try to stop it. they just sit silently and watch as simon, and simon ALONE, confronts his attackers in front of everybody. yet somehow the narrative portrays them as The Good Guys, the heroes of the story who have nothing to apologize for.