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Dream of ivy covered walls and smokey french cafes

@fancytragedytrash

I am small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under. She/Her and Bi. Cancer sun/Cancer moon/Virgo rising: icon credit goes to @ and-uwu

Sometimes I’m like “I wish I could go on Queer Eye” because I think it’d be fun to hang out with Tan and Jonathan and Antoni and Bobby, but I can’t do it because Karamo would just ask me how I’m feeling and I’d burst into tears

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I hate capitalism but I love buying objects

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We should be able to get objects for free. Why must I pay tokens for him

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“well you’ll never technically be a REAL man” not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.

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I think my favorite low level dnd combo is moon druid + any human martial with the mounted combatant feat

oh your friend is a bear? now you can ride the bear

also the bear gets a 7th level rouge feature & you have advantage on um. everything

Idk I just feel like all the min/maxing meta is focused on making your individual sheet as strong as possible when dnd is in fact a team game & shit like this is actually way stronger and more fun for everyone involved

bonus points if the bear has sentinel, this stuff gets horrendous really really fast

There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video you’re streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????

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[image description: a screencap of the chrome web store, showing an extension called “seizsafe - epilepsy alert for youtube” and an example image of the extension, showing a blocked video with the text “warning: the following content may potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy.” there is a toggle with an option reading: “don’t warn me again during this video. click here or hit spacebar to continue watching 👆”. end image description.]

chrome webstore link:

reblog to help photosensitive folk feel safe!!

FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T USE CHROME

I reached out to the developer of Seizafe yesterday about the possibility of getting this extension on Firefox, and got a lovely response back. They are currently working on a big update to Seizafe that will hopefully allow it to be available on Chrome, Firefox, and Safari, and will also allow it to work on other sites besides YouTube!

So keep spreading the word about this extension and keep an eye out—the dev wants to make sure this is accessible to more people who need it!

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Razkovniche is the Bulgarian-language name for the real plant Marsilea quadrifolia, which shares some features with the legendary raskovnik.

In Slavic folklore, the raskovnik or razkovniche (Serbian Cyrillic and Macedonian: расковник; Bulgarian: разковниче [rɐsˈkɔvnit͡ʃɛ]; Russian: разрыв-трава; Polish: rozryw) is a magical herb. According to lore, the raskovnik has the magical property to unlock or uncover anything that is locked or closed. However, legends claim it is notoriously difficult to recognize the herb, and reputedly only certain chthonic animals are able to identify it.

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

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op i am holding your grandpa to this

​i’m not “liking” your posts. i’m delicately kissing the back of your hand and lingering in a provocative yet inexplicably tender fashion.

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time