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The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from the shore. —Dale Carnegie
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If you’re purely after facts, please buy yourself the phone directory of Manhattan. It has four million times correct facts. But it doesn’t illuminate.

Werner Herzog

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“Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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the houses as things my dad has done

gryffindor: allowed his kids to go wild attacking him with water pistols in front of his peers and a lot of electrical equipment
hufflepuff: almost died dancing to 'cotton eyed joe' in a lion costume in church on the hottest day of the year
slytherin: got drunk and censored the wrong part of m******fucker
ravenclaw: walked into a pole because he was too busy admiring the architecture of a bridge