I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn

I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
you should be doing everything in your power to help the people of palestine. this should be radicalizing you. it should be filling you with enough rage to fucking do something about it.
"boycott fatigue" shut the actual fuck up.
sidenote related to some tags i've seen so far:
if your life is made uncomfortable by boycotting a company, suck it up. you can stand to be uncomfortable if it means making a statement to support victims of a genocide. you should be uncomfortable.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946) • JIMMY STEWART as George Bailey and LIONEL BARRYMORE as Mr. Potter
wait WHAT 😳 i mean that feels accurate but still…. WHAT.
here’s the official fbi memo about it! you can view the whole document here
the fbi presented these “findings” to mccarthy’s house unamerican activities committee (huac) in an attempt to get it’s a wonderful life pulled from theaters but huac decided not to take any action
part 1
part 2/2
also, if you are trying to replicate the canadian starbucks drinks, then if it is a tea drink add extra syrup. i worked at one and all the tea drinks had seperate instructions for canada and usa, where the canadian ones are all sweeter
This entire “country” is so embarrassing.
Imagine having the audacity to post this after killing 1330 children as of today in Gaza.
‘israel is targeting hamas’
While she was working, doctor Sana'a Nour was informed that an Israeli airstrike killed her brother.
this was not over days, or weeks. this was all within 24 hours.
Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.
2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.
3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.
4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.
5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up.
6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.
PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell
hopital
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
she's on the couch gagging on my Simpson
everybody's a fucking critic
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
[Image ID: A screenshot of a Facebook post from Weisenback Farm. The post is a photo of two 5 gallon jugs of distilled white vinegar; one is 4% acidity, one is 5% acidity. The caption reads: Just a little warning for all those who are canning pickles or anything using vinegar. This year you cannot just grab a plastic jar of vinegar or even pickling vinegar without checking the label. Safe pickling requires 5% acidity... for the first time we are seeing 4% acidity vinegar... on the shelves. That renders anything pickled in the 4% NOT shelf stable. I belong to several canning FB pages where everyone is warning... for the first time ever... to check those labels or you could be throwing out many jars of unsafe pickled vegetables. End ID]
The National Center for Home Food Preservation issued this letter on July 14, 2023 warning people
They recommend that anything you have canned in the past 24 hours using 4% vinegar be stored in the fridge, and anything that was canned more than 24 hours ago using 4% vinegar be discarded.
Now thats a bunch of bullshit on the corporate end
i’m crying
richie tozier core
I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.
at times when hope is too big of a thing to have, curiosity (even clinical or small) is a very good placeholder
asking myself "why continue" & finding the answer is always, in some form, "i want to know what happens next", even if that want is tired or detached or outright morbid
listen, as a government regulator, please for the love of god call your city code enforcement on your landlords more often. we often have our hands tied and cannot enforce the law on code and permit violations until a citizen files a formal complaint. use the services available! PLEASE!