“Your dress is too short.”

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

All time fav

SAVAGE

90% of my day is me being nervous

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

Franco D’ Addario

Honestly, some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel.

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

Trainspotting (1996)

source

Those deep conversations you skip sleep for

a concept: late night convo’s with someone that likes you as much as you like them.