Oh mon dieu l'enfants amongus !

Sacrebleu !

Fucked up in the crib out in Candle Cove

Fucked up in the crib - here comes Zalgo

Fucked up in the crib sippin’ torture soup

Fucked up in the crib in the Backrooms

Fucked up in the crib seein’ Happy Appy

Fucked up in the crib fightin’ Ticci Toby

Fucked up in the crib playin’ Mr. Mix

Fucked up in the crib watchin’ Red Mist

so there’s this niche band right

FANART Of Flutter-Shy (FANDOM: MLP) Doing a Tragic jumping Jack (She is conanically quite shy So this is a dificult task for her) Follow for more

she turnin on my timmy… nine months later we some fairly odd parents

theyve got him in the back of every kitchen

come on.

its literally right there.

this is like when youre playing the slot machine in isaac and youre past depths II so you dont need money, and instead of getting pickups you put one penny in and it blows up and you get the dollar item. #annoying #tboi

Did you just call Dollarbob a t boy

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

a quick screamy since i havent posted him in a bit

Happy Juneteenth. I’m black and disabled and have lost literally everything. If you enjoy my posts, please consider helping me out.

Going food shopping, nothing for the kids to eat in the house. Anything helps.

i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

you guys are so committed to being bad at interpreting things you’ll just straight up decide this post means the opposite of what i wrote and reblog it anyway

the common, easy typo of "completely fucking doesn’t sucks"

Splatoon has really figured out how to stay relevant because even if it was completely horrible in design, they could just announce a splatfest saying "Ay, squiddos!! Backstroke, Freestyle, or Breaststroke" and even people who would rather eat glass than play the funny squid game will pipe up and say "okay but the backstroke is based as fuck but you all aren't ready for that conversation"

when you know that the word woke is aave and refers to someone who's informed about systemic antiblack racism all those conservative rants about "the woke mob" are that much more transparent. whether or not they know what it actually means, the effect of misusing it in the way they do is the same. most people will end up thinking it just means "the radical left" or some other nebulous and vague anti-conservative movement, and whatever topic du jour is considered "woke" ends up completely sweeping any discussions about the antiblack systems that the us is built upon under the rug

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

“It’s a handbag.”

Yesterday, a mass shooting at a high school graduation in Richmond, Virginia took the lives of two- Shawn Jackson, an 18 year old graduate, and his stepfather Renzo Smith, 36. Renzo was described by family as having a "heart of gold," and Shawn was noted to have "a smile that would light up a room." Both men had a close relationship, and Renzo and his wife Tameeka were incredibly proud of Shawn for finishing the school year strong.

Tameeka Jackson-Smith, mother and wife, has a GoFundMe set up for grief counseling, medical expenses, and financial assistance. Let's get this shared around and show up for a grieving Black mother in what must be an unimaginably painful time.

As of 6/7, she is currently at $37,100 of her $200,000 goal

you: that game running with 137 mods that hasn't responded for 15 minutes has crashed and you need to, accept that. The progress is gone. You have to start over

me: *sitting on the floor meditating, opening my eyes to look at you wisely and sagely* the game will load when it is ready to load. You still have much to learn *closes my eyes again serenely and never opens them again because I've just died great tree from Zelda style*

THE GREAT DEMON KING . . . of the sea 🧜‍♂️🪸

alternate vers under the cut 🪷