So far this year I have learned that I am: 1) out of control 2) gayer than I thought I was

What an idiot

If he’s not a fave, you’re not a fave

I love him even more now!!!

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop

please stop reblogging this

when the back of my neck gets tickled

the ocean is problematic

- knocks me tf down 

- crazy fishy 

- sand in ass

"Crazy fishy" 😂😂😂😂😂

THIS IS HIM. THIS IS THE GUY. THIS IS PIERRE COFFIN WHO CREATED AND VOICES ALL THE SCREAMING CORNPOPS WHO ARE TEARING APART SOCIETY THROUGH MIDDLE AGED MOM MEMES. THIS IS THE FACE OF THE ENEMY 

"Screaming Cornpops"

Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me

this was wild from start to finish

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

roses are red violets are blue I like books more than I like you

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

Oh my god

Just reblog. You never know who’s life you might save

my boyfriend just got a tumblr

the real question is why he hasnt been following confirmance

I am sooooo sick of seeing this on my dash

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

Christopher Poindexter (via queerboromir)

We’ve been lied to, hoodwinked and bamboozled 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 I’m offended