“don’t worry. you’re just as sane as i am.”

• mcgonagall getting stunned 5 times to the chest and surviving
• lupin and harry fighting at grimmauld place in DH
• sirius singing “god bless ye merry hippogriffs”
• peeves
• firenze teaching divination in a classroom that looked like the forest
• the entire scene at st. mungos
• S.P.E.W.
• ludo bagman and fred and george’s bet with him
• lupin asking harry to be teddy’s godfather
• percy coming back to his family
• molly fighting the boggart and seeing her family and harry dead
• lupin comforting her
• lupin’s entire storyline after poa basically
• rita skeeter being kept in a bottle
• sybill trelawney’s alcoholism
• all the time harry spent with sirius in ootp
• house elves fighting in the battle of hogwarts
• snape calling lily a mudblood
• dumbledore’s backstory with his family and grindelwald
• sirius giving harry the mirror
• ginny dating dean
• fred and george pranking dudley
• harry’s conversation with dumbledore after sirius dies
• potterwatch
• tonks and remus’ relationship
• tom riddle’s full backstory
• tonks, moody, and lupin seeing harry off at the train station
• lupin having harry up to his office for tea
• professor binns, ghost teacher
• snape repeatedly harrassing his students
• pigwidgeon
• ron dressing up the family ghoul to serve as decoy while he was gone
• de-gnoming
• charlie weasley saving norberta and taking her to romania
• harry talking to sirius and lupin about his parents
• all instances where wizards are completely clueless about muggles

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification