keep being you. somebody is gonna feel it.

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

new years resolutions:

❀✿ spring is here ❀✿

these “what if we kissed” memes are fun but if i’m being shamefully honest for a second i’m just too touchstarved to really relate. like come on ladies. we can go nicher.

what if 🤔 we were riding the subway 🚇 when we both reached for the railing for support at the same time 🕓 and we accidentally brushed hands 👏😳

i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. im like a gender dragon

gender pride: fuck yeah, i’m trans. that’s cool as hell.

gender wrath: either you give me gender neutral bathrooms or i give you a lobotomy

gender envy: i like your vibes in the gender sense. give them to me.

gender greed: i have seventy-two genders and use thirteen sets of pronouns due to i want to.

gender sloth: gender? oh, i gave up on that years ago. too much effort.

gender gluttony: i am a different gender every day. i go through them like coffee filters. fuck you.

gender lust: my gender is that i’m sexy

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

ITS 👏🏼 OKAY 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 DUDES 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 BE 👏🏼SOFT 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 SQUISHY!

WE 👏🏼 DONT 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 LOOK 👏🏼 LIKE 👏🏼 STATUES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 GREEK 👏🏼 GODS 👏🏼

You are beautiful and perfect king the way you are!

PREACH