*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

This is Zeus erasure

"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you

i want my music so loud that i can’t hear my life crashing and burning

currently working on something new but here's the first sketch that I did based on noah:)

one of the stained glass rose windows of Notre Dame Cathedral; the techniques used to make this no longer exist. 

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

What the fuck?

???? WHAT???

Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

I hope Noah is a cuddly drunk. He drinks enough and the puppy instincts take the wheel. Wants to tell his friends he loves them by snuggling.

in my mind he's the kind that drapes himself all over his friends and then they have to walk with him hanging off their shoulders, and the only way to free themselves is to pass him on to someone else's back he can claim

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Finally some useful research being done

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he looks so polite ughh

he looks so polite ughh

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

fan function: i want to solve the canon for X

fan friction: i want to add X to canon

fan fraction: i want to divide the canon by zero