Beyond Boredom

Do you ever go “ wow ok” and shut down entirely

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

aHEM 😤 i require attention please, thank you.

This individual is a gift. Pure artistry. And the Robin Roasts get pretty fierce.

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.

if she’s moody spank her booty

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

this fuckin movie

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

also this

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

bold of you to assume it was ever illegal.

Cats with more style than you