Avengers Preference: When Your Child Starts Dating

A/N: okay, so preferences are kind of a blast :)

Request: A cool preference would be their reaction to their son/daughter dating another member’s child. & could you put like who they were dating? Thanks!😊

Warnings: I don’t think there are any!

Thor: When Thor finds out that your son is dating Clintasha’s little girl, he’s so proud. He then warns him that, while the father is usually the intimidating one, Natasha will find a way to end him and not make it look suspicious should he hurt her precious angel.

Wanda/Scarlet Witch: You and Wanda had adopted a little boy, and you loved everything about him. Until he developed a crush on Stark’s daughter. Stark would not shut up about the “Weird Sisters”, as he called you and your wife, being his in laws until Wanda got inside his head, making him forget every time he would go to mention it.

Pietro/Quicksilver: When Pietro found out that your little girl was dating someone, he almost had a cow, threatening to destroy the “evil little boy who was trying to corrupt his daughter”. “Um, actually, Daddy, funny story. I’m dating Peggy. You know, Steve’s daughter?” After that, Pietro stopped giving all of the teenage boys glares and welcomed Peggy into the family with open arms.

Bucky/Winter Soldier: Bucky was not ready to accept that your baby girl was old enough to date. Even though it was Banner’s son, and he knew the kid was the most gentle person on the planet, it took a lot of persuading to get him to let them go on a date.

Steve/Captain America: Steve thought the world revolved around your daughter. So when he found out that she was dating Thor’s son, he was torn for a while before deciding that yes, it was the only acceptable pairing for his darling baby. “He’ll treat her like the princess she is,” he explained with a shrug, wrapping an arm around you as you watched them pull out of the driveway.

Natasha/Black Widow: You had been the carrier for your baby girl with Nat, but you still swore up and down that she looked exactly like your wife. Which is why it came as no surprise to either of you the day that Clint’s son came knocking on your door, asking about her. “He’ll be good for her,” Nat mumbled, half to herself. “If he’s not, I’ll kick Barton’s ass.”

Clint/Hawkeye: Clint had stumbled in on your son making out with Wanda and Vision’s daughter, and had given him a high five before you chased both of your boys through the house, threatening to beat them both if they didn’t get their acts together.

Tony/Iron Man: Tony seemed to barely realize that you had a son until the day that you sent him in to have “The Talk”. After about an hour, they both emerged red-faced. When you grilled Tony, he said “Well, on the brightside, he’s dating Sonic’s daughter, so he knows her dad can dash in at any moment and he’d have no idea. On the downside, he now knows way too much about how he was conceived,” he answered with a snicker as you began to smack his arm.

Bruce/Hulk: Bruce was always very mild-mannered, especially with your son. So when he walked in on him on top of Bucky’s daughter, the fit he threw was unreal. You watched from the doorway, impressed as your husband managed to threaten your son within an inch of his life “if he ever disrespected his parents or a young lady like that again” without changing a shade. He sent the girl to her father and grounded your son for a month, and in that moment you had never been prouder to be his wife.

Part of Us - Tony Stark x Reader x Bruce Banner

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Character- Tony Stark & Bruce Banner {Includes the other Avengers} 

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Drabble Friday, reader is secretly real smart and lets it slip during one of Bruce and Tony’s non english moments eg ah so its a … problem, type a thing shocking the rest of the avengers.

You watched Tony place the cube on the table. 

“Help us someone?” Bruce asks and you look round at the rest of the Avengers. 

“What is it?” You ask and Tony laughs. 

“A cube,” He says and the others laugh at you. 

“I know that you idiots, what does it do?” You say and Bruce smiles. 

“It’s an energy source, but it has some kind of transcription on it we can’t understand,” Bruce says and you lean forwards and grab the cube. 

“Ugh…You’re all idiots,” You say and they all look round, “It says ‘Property of HYDRA’,”

“Hydra?!” Steve asks turning round and looking frantically, “Where?!” 

“You can read it?” Bruce asks and you nod. 

“Yeah…” You say and Tony shakes his head. 

“No…No it can’t be right, you’re lying,” Tony says, taking the cube. 

“It’s easy,” You say and Thor smiles. 

“Master of code,” He says and you can’t help but laugh. 

“Don’t worry boys, I won’t be replacing you any time soon,” You say to Tony and Bruce with a wink and they both look at each other. 

“You’re coming with us to do more science,” Tony says and Bruce grabs your hand and pulls you up. 

Tony takes the cube, and puts his arm round your shoulder while Bruce does the same. 

Tony grins at you, and so does Bruce before Tony goes, “You’re part of us now,” 

Avengers Preference: Your First Date

A/N: I really like preferences. This is my first one with Loki, so enjoy :)

Request: Preferences, first date?? Include Bucky and Loki as well please

Warnings: none!

Loki: On your first date, the god of mischief picked you up, surprisingly on time. He took you out to dinner and was a perfect gentleman, until the waiter got a little too flirty. “Loki! What was that? Where did he go??” “If he is going to act like an animal and flirt with MY princess, I will lock him in a cage.”

Thor: You and Thor went on a coffee date. He met you at your favorite coffee shop, because he adored the “strange mortal drink”. He ended up spending almost fifty dollars on coffee because he wanted to try every drink, and that much caffeine took its toll on even his godlike body. You spent the rest of the night at the Avengers Tower, laughing as the blond god ran around like a child, to the dismay of the others.

Wanda/Scarlet Witch: For your first date with Wanda, you went and watched a foreign film that just so happened to be in Romanian. She spent the first half of the movie translating for you, her lips right next to your ear, but that ended quickly when your desire got the best of you. On the bright side, you could now scratch “getting yelled at by an old hipster woman for making out in a movie theater” off your bucket list. On the downside, Tony now demanded a hand check whenever you and Wanda were watching Netflix on the couch.

Pietro/Quicksilver: Pietro took you to a local indie rock show on your first date. You weren’t expecting him to look as…well, hot as he did in skinny jeans and a flannel. When you opened the door, you took a moment to check him out, fully appreciating how lucky you were. As you eyes flicked back up to his, the smirk on his face told you that he knew what you had been doing. “What can I say? You look good, Speedy.” The night was a whirlwind of dancing and flirting, and when you woke up in his bed the next morning you knew you could do this forever.

Bucky/Winter Soldier: For your first date, Bucky just invited you to his house to watch a movie. He was still adjusting to the world, and he didn’t want you to be in public and have to contain him if something happened. The two of you settled in with a silent movie (“It was my favorite growing up,” he explained with a shy smile) and you spent the whole time feeding each other popcorn and cuddling and laughing at the antics on the screen. You fell asleep on his normal shoulder, and he smiled softly at you, brushing your hair out of your face and gently kissing your forehead.

Steve/Captain America: On your first date with the super soldier, he took you swing dancing. He had heard of your love for it, and he figured he would take you and show you how they really did it back in the day. You both dressed up for the occasion, in authentic 40’s style, and he had never looked more handsome. As he swung you around on the floor, you told him, “It’s a wonder you never had a string of girls back in your day.” He smiled softly at you, “I was just waiting for the right partner. I’ve waited 70 years, but I think I’ve finally found her.”

Natasha/Black Widow: You and Nat went to the shooting range for your first date. To the others, it seemed like an odd choice, but you both knew it was perfect. Once you got there and starting shooting (really, it was more flirting than shooting), some random douchebag decided to come and try to hit on Nat by offering to give her a “private lesson”. She laughed and looked at you, knowing you had a jealous streak a mile wide. You smiled at the guy as you wrapped an arm around her, saying “Yeah, that’s nice, but we’ve got a private lesson of our own scheduled later tonight.” Nat visibly grabbed your ass, and the guy got the hint and walked away, muttering about how “the hot ones are always gay”.

Clint/Hawkeye: Ever the one to try and impress you, Clint took you to play paintball with Wanda and Pietro (no powers allowed). “This way, I can finally shoot the quick little bastard” he told you with a wink, making you throw back your head in laughter. At the end of the game, you suspected that he had paid the twins off to make him look good and make you feel better, because there’s no way that he could hit Pietro that many times (powers aside, he still was quick) and you knew that you didn’t even fire as many times as Wanda claimed you hit her. It was cute, though, the way he looked at you to make sure you were watching when he made an incredible shot. So you rewarded him with a gross, dirty, paint-stained make out session in one of the bunkers while Wanda and Pietro shot at each other :) Tony/Iron Man: To the surprise of exactly no one, you and Tony went clubbing on your first date. He complimented your dress with a wink and drove his nice car way too fast, which suited you just fine. You loved Tony in part because of his wild side, and because he made you feel like royalty. He helped you out of the car and straight past the line, and you spent the night dancing way too close. At one point you challenged him to a shots contest, and the two of you woke up beside the pool on the roof of his tower. Despite the fact that one of your shoes was missing and he had lost his jacket AND his shirt (Tony looked hella great in just a tight white undershirt, though), the two of you went out again the next night.

Bruce/Hulk: You planned your first date with Bruce, and you took him to the children’s interactive science museum in the city. When he realized where you were he laughed at you, saying “Really? Why here?” You smiled and told him that it was a lot of fun, and you knew he’d enjoy it. Boy, were you right. As you went through the museum, you could see his shy exterior melting away. When he stopped at yet another exhibit to give you an in-depth explanation as to how it worked in that nerdy, kid-in-a-candy-store way of his, you stretched up on impulse and kissed him. He blushed. “What was that for?” “You’re cute when you’re excited.”

They Get Jealous - (Avengers Preference )

Thor - He’s not use to people trying to steal you because let’s be real, nobody’s going to try and win over Thor’s girl knowing what he’s capable of. However, when they did he would just simply wrap his arm around your waist pressing a small kiss to your cheek.

Tony - When he gets jealous he makes sure to claim you, he usually goes over to you kissing you roughly in front of the guy who’s trying to make a move on his girl. This usually leads to great sex after you get home…

Natasha - It depends on how she’s feeling that day. If she was having a bad day she’d get really insecure and closed off, yes even the famous assassin Natasha Romanoff got insecure. However, you always made sure to let her know you loved her and only her, and let her know how beautiful she was. Now if she was acting her normal badass self she’d swoop you up, and kiss you passionately, we all know what this lead to..

Clint - Nobody ever got the chance to hit on you other than Tony because Clint was always with you wanting to keep you safe and if you ever went out with Nat, Wanda, or Steve they always made sure nobody tried anything.

Steve - He would just sit back and glare at the man for a while, waiting to see if he’d catch on and feel uncomfortable which most did but if they didn’t Steve was to prove you were his girl, which he didn’t have a problem with. He loved showing you off.

Wanda - She’d get pissed, and play mind games with the guy/girl trying to hit on you, and when she was finally done messing with their head she’d pull you into a chaste kiss in front of them which messed them up even more. You loved it.

Pietro - Being the quick man he was, he’d easily just run by swoop you up into his arms away from the guy. You thought it was adorable.

Bruce - You both tried to avoid these kind of situations, not wanting him to Hulk out in front of everyone, this wouldn’t make Steve happy.

-Anon request (why does everyone request in anon ;P)

It had started when they played the bloody clip on the News, again.

You entered the Avenger’s Tower, introduced by Fury, “Avengers! I want you to meet, Y/N, she’s going to be working with you from now on.”

Everyone had been lovely, greeting you with warm handshakes and friendly smiles and you couldn’t wait to start working as part of the Avengers.

But then the TV, that was playing in the background, suddenly announced something about the Hulk. Banner frowned and turned to watch it, as did the rest of you. The clip of when the doctor had been under Wanda’s control and had destroyed almost an entire city was playing with a reporter in the background documenting the costs in damages and people injured.

Bruce swallowed thickly, eyeing the little television with a glare to rival any other.

“Banner…” Steve started to say before he was cut off.

“Shut up,” the doctor snapped.

“Bruce, it’s OK,” Natasha tried, “It wasn’t you, alright? You weren’t thinking right.”

“No!” he shouted, turning to face her. “I wasn’t thinking right, because I’m dangerous! I let one thought get into my head and look at the destruction I caused!” He waved a hand wildly at the television screen.

One of the desk workers had the sense to switch the TV off at that point, but it was already too late apparently.

The man before you clutched at the sides of his head and growled, bending double and trying to inhale deep enough to calm down.

Though it wasn’t working.

Looking at the people around you, they were all just staring helplessly as the doctor lost his careful control. Behind you, Fury was already clearing everyone out of the room as green anger flooded into Banner’s irises.

“Get out,” he gasped to you as he fell to his knees, a pained groan on his lips as his shirt sleeves started to split.

Narrowing your eyes in determination, you ignored him and dove forwards, kneeling before him and taking his hands in yours. “Banner, I want you to look at me,” you told him in a firm voice.

He shook his head and moaned as his muscles stretched.

Grabbing his chin, you thrust it upwards so that you could look into his eyes. “I said look at me, Bruce,” you said, his brow furrowing at your calm but authoritive persona. “This guy you turn into, he’s still you. I’ve read everything about each and every one of you and I’ve studied the formula in your veins. It may access a different part of your mind but the man inside is still you and you can control him.”

Green eyes searched your face with a sorrowful look.

“I cant…” he whispered.

“Yes,” you reaffirmed. “You can. Now calm down.”

Together you drew in steady deep breaths until the green rippled out of his irises and you were looking back at the doctor.

A wide grin spread across your lips and you nodded towards the television screen; Banner turned his head and examined his reflection. “I-I,” he stammered in shock, getting to his feet clumsily and twisting this way and that to inspect his reflection from every possible angle. “I’m me.”

He turned back to you with a look of wonder and awe. “I’m me,” he repeated, his voice disbelieving.

“You always were,” you told him, smiling and standing up too.

A voice came from behind you. “What the-?” It was Tony, obviously. “He can control it now? Seriously?” He threw his hands up in defeat and slumped out of the room, followed by your hushed laughter.

Imagine: Watching geeky films with the Avengers. [x]

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Wouldn’t it be great if Stephen Chbosky wrote a prequel of The Perks Of Being A wallflower that tells the story of Sam and Patrick’s lives before they met Charlie?

The Civil War trailer is literally a Stucky fan fic minus the gay porn

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

okay here is the joke that’s only funny if you knit, I’m sorry

BONUS:

(…you go rip-it, rip-it)

(THERE’S A LOT OF TERRIBLE PUNS IN CRAFTING)

oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home

and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah! his name is jason!” and i was like “????? i thought YOUR name was jason”

long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

This is legitimately a great idea.

haha…. woww….

So, last night, I was getting ready to go out with my boyfriend to a dance at my school (which was cancelled due to lack of ticket sales) and, I had a nice black vest and a nice white shirt, and my uncle had just came home the other day from the mine (my uncle is homophobic and he has abused me many times throughout my child hood) and when I had came out of my room to show my memere how nice I looked, my uncle was in the room that i thought my grandma/memere would be in (she was downstairs doing laundry), and he asked me why I wasnt wearing a dress. my memere and dad both know that I am transgendered and they respect that, however, my uncle does not, and he did not know. so I decided to sit down and tell him the truth. he listened carefully and quietlly through all of it, but at the end of my explanation he had said, “I didn’t raise you to be fucked up.” I agreed, I am a huge mess, I have been for years, but my sexuality and gender identity is not a fuck up, so I argued with him. he got to a point where, after so many months of piece, he slapped me. and threw me to the ground and kicked me in the stomach, of course I had puked, and it hurt, a lot. he grabbed me by the shirt and asked me, “are you a girl”, I said no, my sex is female, but my gender is male..and he dragged me to his room. he once had a big dog, and he made that dog wear an eletrical dog collar, and weve always kept it in his room, because we dont need it (my uncle killed the dog), he threw me onto the bed and said,” ill ask you one more time, are you a girl” I said no. held grabbed my wrist, and held onto it tightly, I have a bruise from how tight he was grabbing it, and he pulled out the dog collar, threw me back onto the bed, sat on me, and put the collar on me… then he began yelling, are you a girl, you are a girl, are you a girl, you are a girl, and my response of course was no, no, no, I am male, I am male. whenever I said that, he would shock me, and it was /hell/. I was screaming, which only caused the shocks to get worse and worse, and then he said, “do you want to find out how faggots have sex!?” of course I already know this, but still I said no no no no stop stop stop. my memere had finally heard me and came rushing to the bedroom, and tried to make my uncle stop, but he pushed her down, and thanked god she was okay.. since shes very fragile and all. she then ran back to the stairs to call up my dad, and oh boy did he run. he ran up stairs and shoved my uncle away from me and started fighting with him, yelling, punching, kicking, and such so on. my memere got the collar off of me and brought me into her room, and after my dad and uncle were done fighting, my uncle had grabbed the things he needed and left, shouting a few insults at us. we called the police today, but they cant find him. we dont have money for a lawyer,  all we have is a counsellor, im not going to ask for money, all I ask for is support. I dont know what this will do, but please spread this around,  this has affected me and family members greatly. I was taken to a hospital today to check if there was any damage on my insides that we dont know of and thankfully there was no damage, just scarring, emotionally and physically. i had a horrifying nightmare relating to this as well. If you have abused somebody, raped somebody, insulted somebody, in any way possible, I hope this can somehow change your way of heart, and realize how much this can horrify a person, and ruin their lives. it made my life 97x worse than it already is.

If you don’t reblog this that’s okay, but I hate you and you are wrong

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

There are those who don’t agree, there are homophobes, and then there are people like your uncle. I know he doesn’t agree with it and all, but who the fuck would act this terribly? The only good side about this story is that everyone knows he’s going to rot in hell when he dies.

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• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

Other good pointers:

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up

Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.

If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.

When throwing a punch:

reblog to save a fuckin life

it’s past midnight. is new years on on-demand (yet)? jw

OMG IT IS I, SCR,EAKING

WAIT WHAT OH MY GO

THIS GURL I STG ON INSTA SAID ITS ON DEMAND BYE SUCKERS AND I WAS OIKE HELP A SISTER OUT

gmwwriters be like “you survived thanksgiving without combusting, y'all. congrats. here’s gmny as a gift”

When someone tries to tell you how to live your life.

Happy GIFFing, from us to you.

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

THE TIME HAS COME. THE MAIN COURSE HAS ARRIVED.

LET THE DANCING CORNUCOPIA BE FREE!

WAITIN’ FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAIT WAITIN’ FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

I GIS gif-searched “potato intensifies” and I found this:

POTATO WILL SACRIFICE STARCHY SELF

POTATO JUST WANTS TO TWERK WITH TURKEY.

I hope they don’t forget to use protection.

It’s….beautiful.

Holy shit, I am laughing so hard at this. I take one day away from Tumblr and all holy potato hell breaks loose.

Another Thanksgiving related reblog. Featuring some of my happy dancing food and some great replies. 

Happy Thanksgiving tumblr friends!

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